If an appliance doesn't work smack it around,dont throw if your man don't wanna work,then just throw him out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dream appliance circa 2050 has one big dial on it, and when I twist it to the right, my IQ goes… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
“You never buy a woman an appliance or anything to use for keeping house.” — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
The Bible does not say you are God’s appliance; it says you are his masterpiece. Appliances get mass-produced. — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
For me, how an appliance looks is as important as how efficiently it works. — Pranav Mistry Copy Share Image
Around 1950, I quit and went into the appliance business. But even then I was still in show business. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“One of the main downsides of not being poor or broke is that you are quick to replace even what can be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
The most reliable appliance has simplicity and quality, does what is demanded of it, is economical to use, easy to maintain, and… — Raymond Loewy Copy Share Image
My great uncle, my mom's uncle, had an appliance store in Philadelphia, and it was called Peter's TV. They sold stereos and… — Michael Giacchino Copy Share Image
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender… all you do is say what the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
