I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words spoken with good manners have reached a lot more hearts than words spoken sternly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you got an 'A' on your test? Please brag about how much smarter you are than everybody else — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: can yu please answer mine ? I'm very confused.. A: I'll do more advice after a little bit of Ask The Admin.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, remember when you had acrush on _____ Wait. What. Pshh. No. That never happened. Why would you think that? Of course not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're having the best dream ever and wake up, does anyone else ever try to fall back asleep to finish the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you put your leg out of your blanket because your hot, and then getting scared because you feel exposed to monsters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time is like a river, You cannot touch the same water twice Because the flow that has passedwill never pass again Enjoy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to bed .. really means.. I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one shampoo bottle that's always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put somethingback because your mom saysno — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hugs can be really awkward when you aren't really sure where to put your arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading the 'Zux' Fanfic made me cry... Why Did That Directioner EvenWrite that NASTY Thing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing Up: Wow! I'm actually kinda skinny! Sitting Down: Okay maybe not.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get caught in your pajamas by an unexpected visitor — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!! * Answers phone* Hey mom.. (background) NO I WILLNOT PUT MY PANTS ON!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so pretty! Hell yeah I am, that's why I've been single this whole time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 girls wearing the same shirt :That bitch, copied my style .. 2 boys wearing the same shirt :Brother !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking; 'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a party next to my houseand they're playing One Thing really loud I'm just like dancing in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
