Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show calledWhen animals attack? It shouldbe called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers call it Go to the bathroom. We call it I'm bored,I'm gonna go wander around school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls worry about the things Guys forget... Guys always worry about the things Girls remember — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drivethru. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to try and get 5,000 soon,so I am gonna try and do the shoutouts on the walls like we used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that answer is 0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: can yu please answer mine ? I'm very confused.. A: I'll do more advice after a little bit of Ask The Admin.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Going down my facebook wall* …is in a relationship … went from single to in a relationship. … is in a relationship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're probably asleep but I love you and you are the most beautiful girl I have ever met, inside and out. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those girls in My Super Sweet 16 that cry because they got a black Mercedes instead of a white Range… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 25 years: Me: When I was a kid I had the iPhone 4S. My kid:That's lame. I have the iPhone 500S.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 Cs of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene. Guess which part your parents happen to walk in on? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one? who shakes the magic 8 ball till I get the answer I want? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how… after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be who your are not who everyone wants you to be I mean look at you your amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm single, yet I'm in a relationship with the most amazing person ever. Jesus Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your making a stupid face & your crush looks right at you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Got Bored and Wanted to Make a Vampire Fanfic haha (: Can You Guys Tell me What you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fiend a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
