I didn't say I hate you, I just saidif you were on fire.. I might just roast marshmellows. Big difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ME: OMG I have to tell you thisstory about- *starts laughing**deep breath* Ok there was this- *starts laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting on headphones and it seems like suddenly everybody wants to talk to yo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they're prettier than you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That person in class that always acts like theyre damn Albert Einstein. Calm the hell down bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm shy and boring & you don't like me because of that but I don't really care. You just don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dora: What was your favorite part? You: My favorite part was - Dora: I liked that part too! You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quick! I need a good made up superhero name! (my friends and I need them for school) I was told by someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hating is an emotional disease so for those who hate me, get well soon, or dont flatter yourself sweetly he's desperate and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're all excited about openinga present, and when you open it,it sucks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot.' She's a person, not a temperature — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I accidentally use a instead of a and it makesthe whole conversation sexual — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls Sleep over: Expectation: PILLOW FIGHT!!! Reality: Pass the Doritos Beeotch — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you lose all respect for that person you use to like... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That magic moment when Everyone becomes your best friend because you brought gum — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your body makes you sexy. Yoursmile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The GREAT THING about HAVING YOU is an amazing feeling that I CAN NEVER EXPLAIN. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then asyou continue to stare it gets uglier — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
