Alaska Quotes · Page 3

“If you have to ask that question, you wouldn't understand the answer.”

— John McPhee

The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

— Mark Twight

I have family in Montana and Alaska. I travel to those places to hunt.

— Steven Rinella

“Alaska was the cure to the disease of my despair.”

— Summer Lane

I'm born in Alaska, grew up in Colorado, went to college in Colorado, went to Colorado State, and I actually finished my…

— Derek Theler

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you…

— John Green

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of…

— Paula Poundstone

I've never been to a beach party before. We have gravel-pit parties in Alaska.

— John Gourley

It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.

— Helen Fielding

Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'

— John F. Kerry

“Pudge: Sometimes I don’t get you. Alaska:You never get me. That’s the whole point.”

— John Green

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

— Will Estes

I think I hear the voice of an environmentalist. Why stop with Alaska, however. Why don't we depopulate Montana, Idaho, Washington, Colorado…

— Steven Pearlstein

You're not just making music for your personal use no more, just making music for your homies around you; you're making music…

— Tyga

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he…

— John Green

We can get more energy out of the north slope of Alaska; we have available the ability to make ourselves less dependent…

— John W. Snow

“When we are true to ourselves, and follow these impulses that sweat from our compressed and broken souls we may just find…

— Danielle Rohr

Tom Kizzia hasn't just observed and written about Alaska for three-plus decades, he's lived it. 'Pilgrim's Wilderness' is a story that needed…

— Tom Bodett

I knew that I would know more dead people. The bodies pile up. Could there be a space in my memory for…

— John Green

In the 1970s, 'The Boys on the Bus' exposed how a clubby pack of male political reporters ruled the road to the…

— Michelle Malkin

“In its short history as a state, Alaska has earned an unnerving epithet: It is the rape capital of the U.S. At…

— Anonymous

Sarah Palin, who with 17 months remaining in her single term as Alaska's governor quit the only serious office she has ever…

— George Will

There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on…

— Rick Riordan

Former New York Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, talk show Rush Limbaugh claim - " don't you love that,…

— Rush Limbaugh

“She raised her head again. "Aren't you supposed to come over all manly man and forbid the little lady from taking such…

— Dana Stabenow

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey…

— Jay Leno

We know there are states, like Alaska, where there are not a lot of providers. How do we work on issues like…

— Sylvia Mathews Burwell

Up here in Alaska we're sitting on billions of barrels of oil. We're sitting on hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of…

— Sarah Palin

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.

— Bing Crosby

The average music-lover hears only the production under prevailing conditions.

— John Philip Sousa

The light in Alaska in particular is so beautiful. So beautiful! Such incredible light.

— Sebastiao Salgado

To the lover of pure wildness Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

— John Muir

Did I help you toward a fate you didn't want, Alaska, or did I just assist in your willful self-destruction?

— John Green

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

— Sean Connery

We've been helping you out in Alaska in considerable ways, and you're walking away from the responsibility, and we're not going to…

— Lisa Murkowski

“Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.”

— Meagan Macvie

Laws made in Alaska, which is known for its lawlessness, are as valid as laws made in Pennsylvania, which invented laws.

— Kevin Bleyer

I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and…

— Sandra Bernhard

I went to Alaska a while back and surfed the waves generated from a glacier calving and ever since then, I've never…

— Garrett McNamara

Just because I don't want to stand on stage with Richard Spencer or Baked Alaska doesn't make me any less conservative.

— Laura Loomer