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Accidents Quotes by Anonymous

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A slip that turns a simple mistake into a splash of colored water shows how accidents can surprise us. The quotes point out that accidents happen all the time, that being ready can turn a mishap into a lesson, and that some successes are the result of careful planning, not luck. They also joke about odd accidental moments.

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Revenge is below me but accidents will happen

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I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.

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There are no accidents.

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Accidentally typing what you just heard.

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Accidents happen all the time.

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1,2,3, smile...OH CRAP! Its on video.

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Boys please, cover your stump BEFORE you hump!!

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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?

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I bet you were born on the freeway, they say thats where the worst accidents happen

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There is in writing the constant joy of sudden discovery, of happy accident.

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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.

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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

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You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids..

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More leaders have been made by accident, circumstance, sheer grit, or will than have been made by all the leadership courses put…

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The most important things that happen to you happen by accident so pay attention to everything and everyone.

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So be it. God created profoundly fallible creatures on this earth, and human history is mostly the story of error and accident.

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When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and…

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That awkward moment when you're Facebook stalking someone and then you accidentally like their status from 2 years ago.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, riches take wings, those who cheer today may curse tomorrow and only one thing…

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money away, but they…

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Don't you mind," said Puddleglum. "There are no accidents. Our guide is Aslan; and he was there when the giant king caused…

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Now then, Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "where's your boat?" "I ought to say," explained Pooh as they walked down to the shore…

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We do not suffer by accident. It does not often happen that the interference of friends will persuade a young man of…

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The center of every man's existence is a dream. Death, disease, insanity, are merely material accidents, like a toothache or a twisted…

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If I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a…

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The concept of reason itself appears as an artificial attempt to separate intellectual powers from the frustrations, emotions, and accidents which cause…

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the association of children and fairy-stories is an accident of our domestic history. Fairy-stories have in the modern lettered world been relegated…

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The novel is a formidable mass, and it is so amorphous - no mountain in it to climb, no Parnassus or Helicon,…

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Human stories are practically always about one thing, really, aren't they? Death. The inevitability of death. . . . . . (quoting…

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Lucy said, 'We're so afraid of being sent away, Aslan. And you have sent us back into our own world so often.'…

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“But I'll tell you one thing, Dolores: bawling your eyes out with your apron over your head won't save your daughter's maidenhead…

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I submit that Zooey's face was close to being a wholly beautiful face. As such, it was of course vulnerable to the…

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He's a funny man, Dumbledore. I think he sort of wanted to give me a chance. I think he knows more or…

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There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

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Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

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Excellence is a continuous process and not an accident.

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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