--- title: "To avoid side effects - Santa Banta SMS - SMS4Smile" description: "Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! Send this Santa Banta SMS to friends and family." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) » **To avoid side effects** # To avoid side effects [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/to-avoid-side-effects.html&media=&description=To%20avoid%20side%20effects) Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects! ### Related SMS 1. [If you avoid 2 things](https://sms4smile.com/inspirational-quotes-sms/if-you-avoid-2-things.html) You Can Win Life By All Means If You Simply Avoid Two Things "Comparing" & "Expectation" 3. [I will take either side](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-will-take-either-side.html) A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side. 5. [I may not be by your side 2 wish u wonderful birthday](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/i-may-not-be-by-your-side-2-wish-u-wonderful-birthday.html) I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of you & wishing you a wonderful birthday ! 7. [From my side to you](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/from-my-side-to-you.html) From MY side to YOU- knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways and if I ever have to let u go... i'll find a million reasons to make u stay. :) 9. [Silent lips may avoid many problems](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/silent-lips-may-avoid-many-problems.html) Stay quiet to dodge trouble. Smile to fix it. Both come in handy in a life well lived. Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems, So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called "LIFE" 11. [Side effect of excess study](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/side-effect-of-excess-study.html) Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P 13. [Silent in mouth may avoid many problems](https://sms4smile.com/good-morning-sms/silent-in-mouth-may-avoid-many-problems.html) Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile... Wish you a good morning and nice day. 15. [Side by side](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/side-side.html) “Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” 17. [I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/im-on-a-mission-mission-to-avoid-you-mission-impossible.html) I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, To forget You, To not to talk to You, To not to think about You anymore... . . . . . . . . . In short... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!! 19. [Life is like a coin](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/life-is-like-a-coin.html) Life is like a coin Pleasure and pain are the two sides, Only one side is visible at time, But remember other side also waiting for its turn 21. [5 solutions to bring unity](https://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/5-solutions-to-bring-unity.html) Islam Gives 5 Solutions 2 Bring Unity 1 Avoid Useless Talk 2 Avoid Pet Names 3 Avoid Making Fun Of Others 4 Avoid Anger 5 Speak Truth. 23. [Ur validity 4 taking a bath expires](https://sms4smile.com/independence-day-sms/ur-validity-4-taking-a-bath-expires.html) Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY" 25. [Headlights and wipers](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/headlights-and-wipers.html) A road accident joke where headlights and wipers become a miscommunication. After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D 27. [Titanic was sinking.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html) Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards! 29. [Santa in court](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html) SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up! 31. [A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-lady-calls-santa-for-repairing-door-bell.html) A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. 33. [Scratches cant be removed.!](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/scratches-cant-be-removed.html) Relations are like glass; A scratch in one side will reflect on other side too, Always handle feelings with care because scratches cant be removed.! 35. [Short women's Day Message](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/short-womens-day-message-3.html) Side by side or miles apart, you are always on my mind and close to my heart! 37. [Cable T.V](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/cable-tv.html) Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed 39. [What a shot you made - santa singh](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html) An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚ 41. [I will never marry in my life](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html) Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also. 43. [A Chini was in hospital.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/a-chini-was-in-hospital.html) A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. 45. [Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-do-girls-close-their-eyes-while-kissing-a-guy.html) Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti. 47. [Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html) Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa. 49. [Lion bounced on wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lion-bounced-on-wife.html) In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.. 51. [Man on right & women on left](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/man-on-right-women-on-left.html) A balance sheet joke that places husbands and wives in the asset and liability columns. Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right! 53. [Kissing ur wife in ur home....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kissing-ur-wife-in-ur-home.html) A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend." 55. [An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/an-englishman-and-santa-inside-the-toilet.html) An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. 57. [Hug is a handshake from heart](https://sms4smile.com/hug-day-sms/hug-is-a-handshake-from-heart-2.html) Do you know There is one gift which can't be given without taking it back That is why I give you hug which can't be giving without taking it back. Happy Hug Day ! 59. [Love and death are 2 un-invited guests](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/love-and-death-are-2-un-invited-guests.html) Love and death are 2 un-invited guests When will they come nobody knows But both have similar effects One takes the heart & Other takes its beats. 61. [Save treed on paper](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/save-treed-on-paper.html) Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES" 63. [How To Do Earlobe Kiss](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/earlobe-kiss.html) A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe. 65. [Thats a lucky match stick](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html) Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. 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