--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the…" description: "\"“Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the Queen, throwing up her hands. It wasn’t just the Nac Mac Feegles, but also Wentworth, a strong smell of seaweed,..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/terry-pratchett-19_face-to-face_crivens-oh-no-not-them-said-the-queen-th_1299898.jpg" --- # Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the Queen, throwing up… ![“Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the Queen, throwing up her hands. It wasn’t just the Nac Mac Feegles, but also Wentworth, a strong smell of seaweed, a lot of water and a dead shark. They appeared in mid-air and landed in a heap between Tiffany and the Queen. But a pictsie was always ready for a…” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/terry-pratchett-19_face-to-face_crivens-oh-no-not-them-said-the-queen-th_1299898.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/terry-pratchett-19_face-to-face_crivens-oh-no-not-them-said-the-queen-th_1299898.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/693/terry-pratchett-19_face-to-face_crivens-oh-no-not-them-said-the-queen-th_1299898.jpg) > ““Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the Queen, throwing up her hands. It wasn’t just the Nac Mac Feegles, but also Wentworth, a strong smell of seaweed, a lot of water and a dead shark. They appeared in mid-air and landed in a heap between Tiffany and the Queen. But a pictsie was always ready for a fight, and they bounced, rolled and came up drawing their swords and shaking sea water out of their hair. ‘Oh, ‘tis you, izzut?’ said Rob Anybody, glaring up at the Queen. ‘Face to face wi’ ye at last, ye bloustie ol’ callyack that ye are! Ye canna’ come here, unnerstand? Be off wi’ ye! Are ye goin’ to go quietly?’ The Queen stamped heavily on him. When she took her foot away, only the top of his head was visible above the turf. ‘Well, are ye?’ he said, pulling himself out as if nothing had happened. ‘I don’t wantae havtae lose my temper wi’ ye! An’ it’s no good sendin’ your pets against us, ‘cos you ken we can take ‘em tae the cleaners!’ He turned to Tiffany, who hadn’t moved. ‘You just leave this tae us, Kelda. Us an’ the Quin, we go way back!”” [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. Chaos and absurdity confront authority, highlighting the clash between bureaucratic order and wild, unpredictable forces. **In simple terms:** Unexpected chaos challenges rigid authority. Key Takeaway Accept unpredictability and adapt creatively. 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