--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Everybody Google it, because that's why…" description: "\"Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.\" — Snooki" image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd0/snooki-10589_sperm_everybody-google-it-because-that-s-why-t_485589.jpg" --- # Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is… ![“Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.” quote by Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd0/snooki-10589_sperm_everybody-google-it-because-that-s-why-t_485589.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd0/snooki-10589_sperm_everybody-google-it-because-that-s-why-t_485589.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd0/snooki-10589_sperm_everybody-google-it-because-that-s-why-t_485589.jpg) > “Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.” [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A vulgar statement linking a popular search engine to a bizarre claim about ocean salinity, reflecting frustration or humor. **In simple terms:** A crude, nonsensical comment about water and whales. Key Takeaway Avoid spreading misinformation. Themes humor frustration absurdity Mood irritated confused amused Type satirical offensive When to use this quote - online comments - social media - casual conversation - satire - public speaking Key Concepts pop culture references misinformation biology Questions to Reflect On - Why do people use shocking language to get attention? - How could humor be used responsibly? A Different Perspective The claim lacks scientific basis and may offend. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet [Water](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/water/) [Whale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/whale/) ## Related quotes > [Everybody google it. Becasue thats why the water is salty. Fuckin whale sperm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everybody-google-it-becasue-thats-why-the-water-is-salty-fuckin-whale/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) > [“But how? Genius in the Sperm Whale? Has the Sperm Whale ever written a book, spoken a speech? No, his great genius is declared…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-melville/but-how-genius-in-the-sperm-whale-has-the-sperm-whale-ever-written-a/) [Herman Melville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-melville/) > [“ Shirako , translated here as "milt," is fish sperm. It's obtained from the reproductive glands of the male fish.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tetsu-kariya/shirako-translated-here-as-milt-is-fish-sperm-it-s-obtained-from-the/) [Tetsu Kariya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tetsu-kariya/) > [I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wish-i-could-go-back-to-being-a-sperm-cell-those-were-the-days/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) > [When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/when-sperm-and-egg-unite-something-goes-from-inanimate-to-animate-it/) [Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/) > [Man comes not from an egg but from an animalcule that is found in male sperm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antonie-van-leeuwenhoek/man-comes-not-from-an-egg-but-from-an-animalcule-that-is-found-in/) [Antonie van Leeuwenhoek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antonie-van-leeuwenhoek/) > [“If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and burn this energy inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deshwal-sachin/if-a-sperm-can-give-the-berth-to-a-human-definitely-sperm-is-powerful/) Deshwal Sachin > [“Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/public-opinion-is-to-an-unconventional-idea-what-abortion-is-to-sperm/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-is-your-spm-sperm-per-meal-content-a-politician-s-is-very-high/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin: Because I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vi-keeland/griffin-morning-my-beautiful-girl-why-did-the-sperm-cross-the-road-a/) [Vi Keeland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vi-keeland/) > [“Is that how you stay so fresh and young, drinking the sperm of teenage males?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmund-white/is-that-how-you-stay-so-fresh-and-young-drinking-the-sperm-of-teenage/) [Edmund White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmund-white/) > [“now back to our flying sperm”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whosjax/now-back-to-our-flying-sperm/) Whosjax > [I look at people sometimes and think ¦.. Really? Thats the sperm that won!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deep-patel/i-look-at-people-sometimes-and-think-really-thats-the-sperm-that-won/) Deep Patel > [“Chase your dreams just like the sperm chases a woman's egg!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/md-ziaul-haque/chase-your-dreams-just-like-the-sperm-chases-a-woman-s-egg/) [Md. Ziaul Haque](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/md-ziaul-haque/) > [“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things, we have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-freestone/male-masturbation-is-not-a-release-it-is-a-squandering-anyone-who/) [Jack Freestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-freestone/) ## More by Snooki > [You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/you-haven-t-see-nothing-yet-till-you-see-me-at-the-jersey-fucking/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I feel your weiner!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-feel-your-weiner/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [Every time I smush I think of if I tanned today ??](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/every-time-i-smush-i-think-of-if-i-tanned-today/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I need a talk show in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-need-a-talk-show-in-my-life/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I should be someones first resort, not their last priority.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-should-be-someones-first-resort-not-their-last-priority/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [When I get excited I want to poop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/when-i-get-excited-i-want-to-poop/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-don-t-wanna-be-friends-with-you-ever-again-cause-you-re-a-fucking/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [Deena's hair is f\*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/deena-s-hair-is-f-cking-disgusting-right-now-you-might-as-well-go/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-actually-want-to-get-a-boob-job-because-i-love-jennis-boobs/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/eating-fried-pickles-was-a-life-changing-experience/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-feel-like-i-m-gonna-be-like-a-tornado-i-m-just-gonna-go-from-place/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I have to poop!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-have-to-poop/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-call-my-vibrator-the-elmo-because-you-know-like-tickle-me-elmo/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [Im goin to Jeresy Shore BITCH!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/im-goin-to-jeresy-shore-bitch/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) > [When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/when-jersey-shore-ends-i-m-going-to-do-more-spinoffs-if-mtv-doesn-t/) [Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) [Explore all 59 Snooki quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/) ## More Sperm quotes > [“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things, we have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-freestone/male-masturbation-is-not-a-release-it-is-a-squandering-anyone-who/) [Jack Freestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-freestone/) > [“Chase your dreams just like the sperm chases a woman's egg!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/md-ziaul-haque/chase-your-dreams-just-like-the-sperm-chases-a-woman-s-egg/) [Md. Ziaul Haque](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/md-ziaul-haque/) > [I look at people sometimes and think ¦.. Really? Thats the sperm that won!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deep-patel/i-look-at-people-sometimes-and-think-really-thats-the-sperm-that-won/) Deep Patel > [“now back to our flying sperm”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whosjax/now-back-to-our-flying-sperm/) Whosjax > [“Is that how you stay so fresh and young, drinking the sperm of teenage males?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmund-white/is-that-how-you-stay-so-fresh-and-young-drinking-the-sperm-of-teenage/) [Edmund White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmund-white/) > [“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin: Because I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vi-keeland/griffin-morning-my-beautiful-girl-why-did-the-sperm-cross-the-road-a/) [Vi Keeland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vi-keeland/) > [“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-is-your-spm-sperm-per-meal-content-a-politician-s-is-very-high/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/public-opinion-is-to-an-unconventional-idea-what-abortion-is-to-sperm/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and burn this energy inside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deshwal-sachin/if-a-sperm-can-give-the-berth-to-a-human-definitely-sperm-is-powerful/) Deshwal Sachin > [Man comes not from an egg but from an animalcule that is found in male sperm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antonie-van-leeuwenhoek/man-comes-not-from-an-egg-but-from-an-animalcule-that-is-found-in/) [Antonie van Leeuwenhoek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antonie-van-leeuwenhoek/) > [When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/when-sperm-and-egg-unite-something-goes-from-inanimate-to-animate-it/) [Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/) > [I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wish-i-could-go-back-to-being-a-sperm-cell-those-were-the-days/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) > [“Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kazuo-koike/gilgamesh-s-sperm-that-is-the-true-treasure-you-can-create-the-world/) [Kazuo Koike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kazuo-koike/) > [“Nobody can remember when the sperm became large enough to see, but we agree on this: once that point was reached, every generation topped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-jackson/nobody-can-remember-when-the-sperm-became-large-enough-to-see-but-we/) [Shelley Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-jackson/) > [“Before you were born, and were still too tiny for the human eye to see, you won the race for life from among 250…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzy-kassem/before-you-were-born-and-were-still-too-tiny-for-the-human-eye-to-see/) [Suzy Kassem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzy-kassem/) Browse all 66 Sperm quotes ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. 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