--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: A totally nondenominational prayer…" description: "\"“A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgi..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b3/roger-zelazny-1604_agnostic_a-totally-nondenominational-prayer-insof_1295777.png" --- # A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be… ![“A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgiven for anything I may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to…” quote by Roger Zelazny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b3/roger-zelazny-1604_agnostic_a-totally-nondenominational-prayer-insof_1295777.png) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b3/roger-zelazny-1604_agnostic_a-totally-nondenominational-prayer-insof_1295777.png) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b3/roger-zelazny-1604_agnostic_a-totally-nondenominational-prayer-insof_1295777.png) > ““A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that I be forgiven for anything I may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.  Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which I may be eligible after the destruction of my body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.”” [Roger Zelazny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-zelazny/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A prayer that seeks forgiveness and any possible benefit after death, acknowledging uncertainty about divine care. **In simple terms:** Ask for forgiveness and possible post‑death benefit despite uncertainty. Key Takeaway Embrace humility and uncertainty in spiritual requests. Themes faith humility mortality uncertainty spirituality Mood contemplative serene Type prayer philosophical When to use this quote - funeral rites - personal reflection - ethical decision‑making Key Concepts theology existentialism afterlife Questions to Reflect On - What does forgiveness mean to you? - How do you cope with uncertainty about the afterlife? 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