--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: I've often been flabbergasted by modern…" description: "\"I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the conditi..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/kevin-hearne-991_ads_i-ve-often-been-flabbergasted-by-modern_2441566.jpg" --- # I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads… ![“I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds…” quote by Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/kevin-hearne-991_ads_i-ve-often-been-flabbergasted-by-modern_2441566.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/kevin-hearne-991_ads_i-ve-often-been-flabbergasted-by-modern_2441566.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/kevin-hearne-991_ads_i-ve-often-been-flabbergasted-by-modern_2441566.jpg) > “I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're supposed to treat. Once I even heard "heart failure" listed as a side effect, and I wondered how that happened. Heart failure sounds like a pretty major event to me, and if you're willing to risk heart failure in order to avoid the mild discomfort of some other condition, then may the gods shield you from harm, since you're obviously seeking it out.” [Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. Drug ads often exaggerate risks, making treatment seem more dangerous than the illness. **In simple terms:** Ads list severe side effects, deterring people from needed medicines. Key Takeaway Scrutinize medical claims critically. Themes health media consumer awareness Mood cautious inquisitive Type health consumer When to use this quote - doctor consultations - personal health decisions - media literacy workshops Key Concepts Risk perception advertising ethics Questions to Reflect On - Do you trust pharmaceutical advertising? - How do you verify drug safety? 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