--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you…" description: "\"“Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for plan B.”\" — J.C. McClean" image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/j-c-mcclean-27643_plan-b_crap-what-do-i-say-hi-i-followed-you-her_1128173.jpg" --- # Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah… ![“Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for plan B.” quote by J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/j-c-mcclean-27643_plan-b_crap-what-do-i-say-hi-i-followed-you-her_1128173.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/j-c-mcclean-27643_plan-b_crap-what-do-i-say-hi-i-followed-you-her_1128173.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/j-c-mcclean-27643_plan-b_crap-what-do-i-say-hi-i-followed-you-her_1128173.jpg) > ““Crap. What do I say? “Hi, I followed you here.” Yeah, that’s not super creepy and stalkerish at all. Nope, time for plan B.”” [J.C. McClean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-mcclean/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. The speaker feels awkward about approaching someone online and considers a backup plan. **In simple terms:** Awkward online greeting, seeks alternative approach. Key Takeaway Find a comfortable way to start conversation. Themes social anxiety communication digital etiquette Mood anxious hopeful Type advice conversational When to use this quote - online dating - networking events - friendship outreach Key Concepts Self-consciousness approach strategies Questions to Reflect On - What makes a greeting feel genuine? - How can you reduce awkwardness in digital interactions? 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