--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: He's got his dog trained so that it only…" description: "\"He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.\" — Honore de Balzac" image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/honor-de-balzac-197_animal_he-s-got-his-dog-trained-so-that-it-only_2451921.jpg" --- # He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on… ![“He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.” quote by Honore de Balzac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/honor-de-balzac-197_animal_he-s-got-his-dog-trained-so-that-it-only_2451921.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/honor-de-balzac-197_animal_he-s-got-his-dog-trained-so-that-it-only_2451921.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc8/honor-de-balzac-197_animal_he-s-got-his-dog-trained-so-that-it-only_2451921.jpg) > “He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.” [Honore de Balzac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/honor-de-balzac/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. He jokes that his dog is trained to relieve itself on newspapers, but the dog does so while he reads them, causing inconvenience. **In simple terms:** Dog trained to use newspapers, but misbehaves while reading. Key Takeaway Train pets with clear cues. Themes humor pet behavior irony Mood lighthearted amused Type humorous practical When to use this quote - home life - pet ownership - training sessions - reading habits Key Concepts conditioning miscommunication Questions to Reflect On - How can you adjust the cue? - What other tricks could be taught? 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