--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: I was so attracted to him I could have…" description: "\"“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harn..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/harvard-lampoon-34249_humour_i-was-so-attracted-to-him-i-could-have-p_1666956.jpg" --- # I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right… ![“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.” quote by Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/harvard-lampoon-34249_humour_i-was-so-attracted-to-him-i-could-have-p_1666956.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/harvard-lampoon-34249_humour_i-was-so-attracted-to-him-i-could-have-p_1666956.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/harvard-lampoon-34249_humour_i-was-so-attracted-to-him-i-could-have-p_1666956.jpg) > ““I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.”” [Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harvard-lampoon/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. Intense attraction can trigger physical reactions, but self‑control can be exercised through deliberate physical actions. **In simple terms:** Strong desire triggers bodily responses; control via action. Key Takeaway Channel strong feelings into purposeful movement. Themes desire self‑control physiology humor Mood wry observational Type satirical psychological When to use this quote - dating - public speaking - stress management Key Concepts behavioral psychology embodiment Questions to Reflect On - How do you manage sudden attraction? - What physical technique helps you stay composed? A Different Perspective Physical coping may not fully address emotional needs. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet [Humour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humour/) [Time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/) ## Related quotes > [Of course, when we got home, we found that Dagda had peed on my down comforter. 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