--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google…" description: "\"“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.”\" — Harvard Lampoon" image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/harvard-lampoon-34249_single-word_i-typed-in-a-single-word-vampre-google-a_1582239.jpg" --- # I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you… ![“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.” quote by Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/harvard-lampoon-34249_single-word_i-typed-in-a-single-word-vampre-google-a_1582239.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/harvard-lampoon-34249_single-word_i-typed-in-a-single-word-vampre-google-a_1582239.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/harvard-lampoon-34249_single-word_i-typed-in-a-single-word-vampre-google-a_1582239.jpg) > ““I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.”” [Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harvard-lampoon/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A typo leads to a humorous correction suggestion from Google. **In simple terms:** Google auto‑corrected a misspelled word. Key Takeaway Double‑check spelling before searching. Themes technology humor mistakes Mood playful witty Type satire observational When to use this quote - online searches - writing - editing Key Concepts auto‑correction language digital interaction Questions to Reflect On - How often do you trust auto‑suggestions? - What are the risks of misspellings? A Different Perspective Reliance on auto‑correct can mislead. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet [Vampire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/vampire/) ## Related quotes > [When I joined Google, they asked me what title I wanted. I said, 'What about archduke?' 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