--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Are you an evolutionist? I’m an…" description: "\"“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? A..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/harrison-wheeler-241595_absurd_are-you-an-evolutionist-i-m-an-absurdist_1493506.jpg" --- # Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But… ![“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?” quote by Harrison Wheeler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/harrison-wheeler-241595_absurd_are-you-an-evolutionist-i-m-an-absurdist_1493506.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/harrison-wheeler-241595_absurd_are-you-an-evolutionist-i-m-an-absurdist_1493506.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/harrison-wheeler-241595_absurd_are-you-an-evolutionist-i-m-an-absurdist_1493506.jpg) > ““Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?”” Harrison Wheeler ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. Evolutionary change is continuous; lack of visible change in primates does not mean evolution stops. **In simple terms:** Evolution is ongoing, even if unseen. Key Takeaway Accept gradual change over time. 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