--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Dee and I have been taking turns ordering…" description: "\"“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google of course. “Gimmie two Go..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/harper-sloan-2305_outrageous-drinks_dee-and-i-have-been-taking-turns-orderin_2771615.jpg" --- # Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most… ![“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google of course. “Gimmie two Golden Showers, bartender!” I scream across the bar. When did someone take my last drink? What was that one? A bl*w j*b, I think. Yes, that was it. We…” quote by Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/harper-sloan-2305_outrageous-drinks_dee-and-i-have-been-taking-turns-orderin_2771615.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/harper-sloan-2305_outrageous-drinks_dee-and-i-have-been-taking-turns-orderin_2771615.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/harper-sloan-2305_outrageous-drinks_dee-and-i-have-been-taking-turns-orderin_2771615.jpg) > ““Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google of course. “Gimmie two Golden Showers, bartender!” I scream across the bar. When did someone take my last drink? What was that one? A bl\*w j\*b, I think. Yes, that was it. We spent a good fifteen minutes laughing our asses off after making Greg drink one. He is currently giving us a look of extreme displeasure. He can act as mad as he wants but yelling for Greg to deep throat his bl\*w j\*b was hilarious. Just ask the customers around us, they certainly laughed loud enough.”” [Harper Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harper-sloan/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A group of friends orders absurd drinks, then forces a friend to drink a vulgar concoction, finding humor in the shock and others' reactions. **In simple terms:** Friends create outrageous situations for laughs, even at someone's discomfort. Key Takeaway Consider the impact of jokes on others. Themes humor friendship boundary testing shock value social dynamics Mood playful rebellious controversial Type anecdotal humorous When to use this quote - bars - college parties - late‑night outings - drinking games Key Concepts prank culture peer pressure public embarrassment Questions to Reflect On - Is it funny to embarrass a friend for laughs? - How do you balance humor with respect? 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