--- title: "Meaning & Key Takeaway of: Now see here, Guy,” said the voice…" description: "\"“Now see here, Guy,” said the voice, “you’re not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger pumping morons with low hair-lines, little piggy eyes and no con..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/douglas-adams-122_humor_now-see-here-guy-said-the-voice-you-re-n_2430565.jpg" --- # Now see here, Guy,” said the voice, “you’re not dealing… ![“Now see here, Guy,” said the voice, “you’re not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger pumping morons with low hair-lines, little piggy eyes and no conversation, we’re a couple of intelligent caring guys that you’d probably quite like if you met us socially! I don’t go around gratuitously shooting…” quote by Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/douglas-adams-122_humor_now-see-here-guy-said-the-voice-you-re-n_2430565.jpg) [Download](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/douglas-adams-122_humor_now-see-here-guy-said-the-voice-you-re-n_2430565.jpg) [Open image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/douglas-adams-122_humor_now-see-here-guy-said-the-voice-you-re-n_2430565.jpg) > ““Now see here, Guy,” said the voice, “you’re not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger pumping morons with low hair-lines, little piggy eyes and no conversation, we’re a couple of intelligent caring guys that you’d probably quite like if you met us socially! I don’t go around gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-rangers bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my girlfriend!” “And I write novels!” chimed in the other cop. “Though I haven’t had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I’m in a meeeean mood!”” [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) ## About This Quote This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation. A satirical take on law enforcement, highlighting absurdity and self‑awareness in violent behavior. **In simple terms:** Police are portrayed as absurdly self‑critical and artistic. Key Takeaway Recognize and question the absurdity in authority. 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