--- title: "22 ZG Quotes" description: "ZG has 22 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/zg-25601_diet_i-m-on-diet-one-cup-for-lunch-xd-276757_276757.jpg" --- # ZG **22** quotes in **23** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by ZG > [I'M ON DIET!! ONE CUP FOR LUNCH! XD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/i-m-on-diet-one-cup-for-lunch-xd/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Diet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebd/zg-25601_diet_i-m-on-diet-one-cup-for-lunch-xd-276757_276757.jpg) > [CHAT DISABLED! LOL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/chat-disabled-lol/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Blocked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blocked/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/028/zg-25601_quote_chat-disabled-lol-1968495_1968495.jpg) > [Be who you want to be, not what other people want to see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/be-who-you-want-to-be-not-what-other-people-want-to-see/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Be yourself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/be-yourself/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/zg-25601_be-yourself_be-who-you-want-to-be-not-what-other-peo_2725031.jpg) > [That awkward moment is when you realized you gave a WRONG LINK. :O :O](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/that-awkward-moment-is-when-you-realized-you-gave-a-wrong-link-o-o/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Awkward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/081/zg-25601_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-is-when-you-realized_1522154.jpg) > [All people are beautiful, except in the eyes of insecure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/all-people-are-beautiful-except-in-the-eyes-of-insecure/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Beautiful](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beautiful/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ae/zg-25601_beauty_all-people-are-beautiful-except-in-the-e_2170647.jpg) > [People who hide their feelings usually care the most.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/people-who-hide-their-feelings-usually-care-the-most/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Feelings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feelings/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8f/zg-25601_feelings_people-who-hide-their-feelings-usually-c_3227138.jpg) > [Note to myself: If she likes me, she'll show it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/note-to-myself-if-she-likes-me-she-ll-show-it/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Likes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/likes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/681/zg-25601_quote_note-to-myself-if-she-likes-me-she-ll-sh_2038541.jpg) > [R.I.P buddy. thanks for the memories :/ :/](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/r-i-p-buddy-thanks-for-the-memories/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Buddy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/buddy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/zg-25601_gratitude_r-i-p-buddy-thanks-for-the-memories-1658_1658529.jpg) > [Don't steal. The government hates competition. LOL](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competition-lol/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Competition](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/competition/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/zg-25601_politics_don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competi_1899225.jpg) > [Wanna have a date with me in this place? :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/wanna-have-a-date-with-me-in-this-place-d/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Date](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/date/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64e/zg-25601_quote_wanna-have-a-date-with-me-in-this-place_1578367.jpg) > [Being hated by thousands of people doesn't even count when you're loved by the person you want](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/being-hated-by-thousands-of-people-doesn-t-even-count-when-you-re/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Hated](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hated/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/zg-25601_hated_being-hated-by-thousands-of-people-doesn_435226.jpg) > [Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna fck me. Boy: Wow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/boy-you-are-the-most-funniest-and-most-beautiful-girl-i-have-ever-met/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Beautiful girl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beautiful-girl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a22/zg-25601_beautiful-girl_boy-you-are-the-most-funniest-and-most-b_2348160.jpg) > [The test of love is not when you're together. It comes when you're not together and realize that despite the distance, love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/the-test-of-love-is-not-when-you-re-together-it-comes-when-you-re-not/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Distance love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/distance-love/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/zg-25601_distance-love_the-test-of-love-is-not-when-you-re-toge_780776.jpg) > [We all have that one teacher who scares the crap off of almost everyone in your class, and one kid who's brave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/we-all-have-that-one-teacher-who-scares-the-crap-off-of-almost/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Education](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/education/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/zg-25601_education_we-all-have-that-one-teacher-who-scares_3046313.jpg) > [Girl: Take the condom off! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO Boy: OK but if you get pregnant then YOYO Girl: What's that? Boy:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/girl-take-the-condom-off-boy-why-girl-yolo-boy-ok-but-if-you-get/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Condom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/condom/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e6/zg-25601_condom_girl-take-the-condom-off-boy-why-girl-yo_2475741.jpg) > [That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend/girlfriend do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/that-awkward-moment-when-you-and-your-best-friend-act-more-like-a/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Awkward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ab/zg-25601_awkward_that-awkward-moment-when-you-and-your-be_496398.jpg) > [That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you are there.. hoping no one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/that-awkward-moment-when-the-bathroom-is-silent-except-for-the-sound/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Awkward moment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward-moment/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a37/zg-25601_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-when-the-bathroom-is_158583.jpg) > [Girl language: I hate you - please come back. I'm fine - I need a hug. Go away - hold me tight.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/girl-language-i-hate-you-please-come-back-i-m-fine-i-need-a-hug-go/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Ignore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ignore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b0/zg-25601_quote_girl-language-i-hate-you-please-come-bac_1548779.jpg) > [This is what my monitor looks like :) if you want some privacy. make your monitor like this. :D :D no one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/this-is-what-my-monitor-looks-like-if-you-want-some-privacy-make-your/) [Zg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Cybersecurity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cybersecurity/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f19/zg-25601_cybersecurity_this-is-what-my-monitor-looks-like-if-yo_2083957.jpg) > [Are you my REAL FRIEND or a TRUE FRIEND? Hahahahhahahahaha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/are-you-my-real-friend-or-a-true-friend-hahahahhahahahaha/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Friend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ea/zg-25601_friend_are-you-my-real-friend-or-a-true-friend_685072.jpg) > [This is what I look like right now. I'm so damn sleepy at work! T\_T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/this-is-what-i-look-like-right-now-i-m-so-damn-sleepy-at-work-t-t/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Look like](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/look-like/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ff/zg-25601_look-like_this-is-what-i-look-like-right-now-i-m-s_3106846.jpg) > [SEX is the opposite of LAUGH. because LAUGH is HA HA HA and SEX is AH AH AH!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/sex-is-the-opposite-of-laugh-because-laugh-is-ha-ha-ha-and-sex-is-ah/) [ZG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/) [Laugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laugh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/426/zg-25601_laughter_sex-is-the-opposite-of-laugh-because-lau_1463073.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zg/#itemlist", "name": "ZG Quotes", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'M ON DIET!! 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The government hates competition. LOL", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "ZG" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zg/don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competition-lol/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/zg-25601_politics_don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competi_1899225.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/zg-25601_politics_don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competi_1899225.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/zg-25601_politics_don-t-steal-the-government-hates-competi_1899225.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't steal. The government hates competition. 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