--- title: "4 Zak Quotes" description: "Sterile alpha motif and leucine zipper containing kinase AZK, also known as ZAK, is a human gene. Browse 4 Zak quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/733/zak-65416_quote_condom-says-to-the-tampon-you-put-me-out_386398.jpg" --- # Zak **4** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Sterile alpha motif and leucine zipper containing kinase AZK, also known as ZAK, is a human gene. ## Quotes by Zak > [...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! The tampon replies, When you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zak/condom-says-to-the-tampon-you-put-me-out-of-a-job-for-1-week-a-month/) [Zak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zak/) [Condom Says](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/condom-says-799630/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/733/zak-65416_quote_condom-says-to-the-tampon-you-put-me-out_386398.jpg) > [A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a phone call so that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zak/a-husband-and-his-wife-agreed-that-anytime-they-want-to-have-sex-they/) [Zak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zak/) [Call center](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/call-center/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/531/zak-65416_call-center_a-husband-and-his-wife-agreed-that-anyti_2604326.jpg) > [It is said that, When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most...! And When a man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zak/it-is-said-that-when-a-woman-closes-her-eyes-she-sees-the-person-she/) [Zak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zak/) [Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b63/zak-65416_jokes_it-is-said-that-when-a-woman-closes-her_3004937.jpg) > [I know 9 things about you right now. 1. You are reading this. 2. You are human. 3. You can't say the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zak/i-know-9-things-about-you-right-now-1-you-are-reading-this-2-you-are/) [Zak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zak/) [Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/234/zak-65416_jokes_i-know-9-things-about-you-right-now-1-yo_3055234.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zak/#itemlist", "name": "Zak Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "...condom says to the tampon, You put me out of a job for 1 week a month! 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