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title: "3 Zach Weiner Quotes"
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# Zach Weiner

 **3** quotes in **5** categories

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Zachary Alexander Weinersmith is an American cartoonist and writer, best known for his webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (SMBC). Outside of SMBC, he has worked on a sketch comedy series, a podcast, and multiple other webcomics. With his wife Kelly Weinersmith, he has co-authored the 2017 bo

##  Quotes by Zach Weiner

> [“Oh my God. For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: live forever or destroy the universe. Hm... I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-weiner/oh-my-god-for-most-of-eternity-i-won-t-exist-that-leaves-two-options/)

[Zach Weiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-weiner/)

[Eternity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eternity/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ce/zach-weiner-78279_eternity_oh-my-god-for-most-of-eternity-i-won-t-e_24447.jpg)

> [“When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-weiner/when-they-realized-they-were-in-the-desert-they-built-a-religion-to/)

[Zach Weiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-weiner/)

[Philosophy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/philosophy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f4/zach-weiner-78279_philosophy_when-they-realized-they-were-in-the-dese_1387290.jpg)

> [“Everyone lives a lie. Pick a lie you like.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-weiner/everyone-lives-a-lie-pick-a-lie-you-like/)

[Zach Weiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-weiner/)

[Like](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/452/zach-weiner-78279_quote_everyone-lives-a-lie-pick-a-lie-you-like_2102787.jpg)

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