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# William Codpiece Thwackery

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##  Quotes by William Codpiece Thwackery

> [“Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored. "Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-codpiece-thwackery/elizabeth-was-astounded-and-immediately-colored-put-down-those-damn/)

William Codpiece Thwackery

[Astounded](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/astounded/)

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> [“I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-codpiece-thwackery/i-do-not-make-love-miss-bennet-he-had-told-her-i-bonk-i-have-it-off-i/)

William Codpiece Thwackery

[Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/love/)

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> [“Mr Bennet sat taciturn, staring at his magazine and waiting for the invention of television.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-codpiece-thwackery/mr-bennet-sat-taciturn-staring-at-his-magazine-and-waiting-for-the/)

William Codpiece Thwackery

[Innovation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/innovation/)

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> [“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-codpiece-thwackery/it-is-a-truth-universally-acknowledged-that-a-single-man-in-5/)

William Codpiece Thwackery

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