--- title: "2 Wil Anderson Quotes - Famous Television presenter (My 2019 Phoenix Trip)" description: "William James Anderson is an Australian comedian, writer, presenter, and podcaster. Browse 2 Wil Anderson quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b094/author-wil-anderson-100893.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Wil Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b094/author-wil-anderson-100893.jpg) # Wil Anderson (1974) Television Presenter Australia **2** quotes in **27** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Wil Anderson is a television presenter from Australia, best known for *My 2019 Phoenix Trip*. ## Quick Facts About Wil Anderson Born January 31, 1974 Nationality Australia Profession Television Presenter Notable works My 2019 Phoenix Trip ## About Wil Anderson William James Anderson is an Australian comedian, writer, presenter, and podcaster. ## Quotes by Wil Anderson > [If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wil-anderson/if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-defend-my-rights-you-can-have/) [Wil Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wil-anderson/) [Giving](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/giving/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/wil-anderson-100893_giving_if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-d_937427.png) > [But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wil-anderson/but-we-live-in-an-age-ladies-and-gentlemen-where-we-are-keeping/) [Wil Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wil-anderson/) [Age](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/age/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4e/wil-anderson-100893_age_but-we-live-in-an-age-ladies-and-gentlem_2462286.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wil-anderson/#itemlist", "name": "Wil Anderson Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Wil Anderson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wil-anderson/if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-defend-my-rights-you-can-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/wil-anderson-100893_giving_if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-d_937427.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/wil-anderson-100893_giving_if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-d_937427.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/wil-anderson-100893_giving_if-you-re-willing-to-give-your-life-to-d_937427.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up…” — Wil Anderson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. 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