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# Warren Olson

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##  Quotes by Warren Olson

> [“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/olsons-p-i-kenny-jones-as-he-approaches-a-barman-in-a-notorious/)

[Warren Olson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-olson/)

[Bangkok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bangkok/)

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> [“When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/when-you-have-a-thai-girlfriend-you-never-lose-her-you-just-sometimes/)

[Warren Olson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-olson/)

[Girlfriend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/girlfriend/)

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> [“The heights to which we aspire - often prove not as lofty as those that transpire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-olson/the-heights-to-which-we-aspire-often-prove-not-as-lofty-as-those-that/)

[Warren Olson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-olson/)

[Aspire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/aspire/)

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