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# Tim Piper

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Timothy David, is an Australian writer and director. He is known for directing many television commercials, including Dove's 2008 "Evolution" ad, as well as Farmed and Dangerous, a four-part webisode comedy series released in 2014 for Chipotle Mexican Grill. His debut feature film is Kangaroo Island

##  Quotes by Tim Piper

> [My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-piper/my-wife-assures-me-she-didn-t-sleep-with-tiger-woods-but-how-can-i/)

Tim Piper

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