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# Tim Conway

(1933–2019)   Comedian   United States

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Tim Conway was a comedian from the United States, best known for *What's so funny?*.

## Quick Facts About Tim Conway

Born December 15, 1933

Died May 14, 2019

Nationality United States

Profession Comedian

Notable works What's so funny?

## About Tim Conway

Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway was an American actor, comedian, writer, and director. Conway is perhaps best known as a regular cast member (1975–1978) on the TV comedy-variety series The Carol Burnett Show where he portrayed his recurrent iconic characters Mister Tudball and the Oldest Man. Conway was known for his physical comedy. Over his career he received numerous accolades, including five Primetime Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1999 and was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame in 2002.

## Awards & Honors

Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series Disney Legends star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

##  Quotes by Tim Conway

> [When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/when-you-re-small-you-either-are-funny-or-you-get-beat-up-a-lot/)

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[Beat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beat/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cde/tim-conway-16732_beat_when-you-re-small-you-either-are-funny-o_1926654.jpg)

> [My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/my-career-is-pretty-much-over-i-m-out-in-the-valley-eating-soft/)

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[Boiled eggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boiled-eggs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/974/tim-conway-16732_boiled-eggs_my-career-is-pretty-much-over-i-m-out-in_1316477.jpg)

> [Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/actually-we-ve-done-75-of-these-shows-and-every-one-of-them-has-sold/)

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[Actually](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actually/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c38/tim-conway-16732_actually_actually-we-ve-done-75-of-these-shows-an_2021570.jpg)

> [I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-like-to-work-a-lot-with-wood-i-make-furniture-that-falls-apart-i/)

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[Fall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fall/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cb/tim-conway-16732_fall_i-like-to-work-a-lot-with-wood-i-make-fu_1999240.jpg)

> [If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/if-following-christ-has-never-cost-you-anything-you-re-not-following/)

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[Christ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christ/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/185/tim-conway-16732_christ_if-following-christ-has-never-cost-you-a_1903362.jpg)

> [I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-have-a-lot-of-awards-in-my-house-that-i-have-absolutely-no-idea/)

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[Absolutely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absolutely/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8d/tim-conway-16732_absolutely_i-have-a-lot-of-awards-in-my-house-that_793702.jpg)

> [My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/my-parents-were-very-funny-they-didn-t-know-it-but-they-were-they/)

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[Actually](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actually/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/tim-conway-16732_actually_my-parents-were-very-funny-they-didn-t-k_1880544.jpg)

> [It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/it-s-hard-to-be-sad-when-you-re-laughing-so-i-enjoy-making-people/)

[Tim Conway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-conway/)

[Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/361/tim-conway-16732_comedy_it-s-hard-to-be-sad-when-you-re-laughing_795979.jpg)

> [If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/if-only-my-folks-had-beaten-me-i-could-have-gotten-some-material/)

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[Beaten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beaten/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/959/tim-conway-16732_beaten_if-only-my-folks-had-beaten-me-i-could-h_1172090.jpg)

> [Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/phyllis-diller-came-through-a-mine-field-of-male-comedians-when-she/)

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[Comedian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d75/tim-conway-16732_comedian_phyllis-diller-came-through-a-mine-field_1249261.jpg)

> [If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/if-i-wouldn-t-offend-my-religion-or-god-why-would-i-want-to-offend-an/)

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[Audience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/audience/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ac/tim-conway-16732_audience_if-i-wouldn-t-offend-my-religion-or-god_271482.jpg)

> [Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/harvey-never-had-an-original-idea-or-thought-in-his-life-i-was-out/)

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[Along](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/along/)

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> [Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/nowadays-they-have-12-directors-and-15-producers-and-30-writers-and/)

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[Begin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/begin/)

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> [The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/the-reason-the-carol-burnett-show-did-so-well-in-the-ratings-is/)

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[Carol burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/carol-burnett/)

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> [I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-figure-you-re-only-here-for-a-matter-of-moments-ever-since-i-was-a/)

[Tim Conway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-conway/)

[Emotional](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/emotional/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/342/tim-conway-16732_emotional_i-figure-you-re-only-here-for-a-matter-o_1486784.jpg)

> [I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-don-t-watch-a-lot-of-tv-anymore-a-lot-of-it-isn-t-the-kind-of-thing/)

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[Comfortable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comfortable/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d9/tim-conway-16732_comfortable_i-don-t-watch-a-lot-of-tv-anymore-a-lot_1654553.jpg)

> [God wants you to live a life where you are madly in love with Jesus Christ. Where Christ excites you, you fear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/god-wants-you-to-live-a-life-where-you-are-madly-in-love-with-jesus/)

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[Beautiful](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beautiful/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/331/tim-conway-16732_beautiful_god-wants-you-to-live-a-life-where-you-a_2129551.jpg)

> [I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-was-dyslexic-was-still-am-cause-i-would-see-words-that-weren-t/)

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[Am](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/am/)

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> [There's a mindset in other countries that if you're an American, you're a Christian. Well, those people are sadly misled; they don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/there-s-a-mindset-in-other-countries-that-if-you-re-an-american-you/)

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[Building](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/building/)

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> [I can remember one time a guy told me, a guy that preached, he claimed to be a preacher, he claimed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-can-remember-one-time-a-guy-told-me-a-guy-that-preached-he-claimed/)

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[Church](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/church/)

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> [As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/as-a-kid-i-was-short-and-only-weighed-95-pounds-and-though-i-was/)

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[Active](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/active/)

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> [I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-think-there-are-a-lot-of-things-out-there-that-are-humorous-that/)

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[Actually](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actually/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/tim-conway-16732_actually_i-think-there-are-a-lot-of-things-out-th_3078642.jpg)

> [Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/why-do-you-do-what-you-do-why-do-you-dress-the-way-you-dress-why-do/)

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[Computer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/computer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/478/tim-conway-16732_computer_why-do-you-do-what-you-do-why-do-you-dre_13679.jpg)

> [The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/the-majority-of-what-calls-itself-christianity-today-is-a-circus-you/)

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[Action](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/action/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/924/tim-conway-16732_action_the-majority-of-what-calls-itself-christ_794137.jpg)

> [People who come along all the time and they ask, 'What's wrong with this?' In other words, they're always wondering how close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/people-who-come-along-all-the-time-and-they-ask-what-s-wrong-with/)

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[And love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/and-love/)

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> [When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/when-i-watch-tv-i-m-embarrassed-by-some-of-what-s-on/)

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[Embarrassed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/embarrassed/)

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> [I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-spend-a-lot-of-time-thinking-of-the-hereafter-each-time-i-enter-a/)

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[Hereafter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hereafter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/444/tim-conway-16732_hereafter_i-spend-a-lot-of-time-thinking-of-the-he_620500.jpg)

> [I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-avoid-all-the-language-and-nudity-and-violence-and-everything-i/)

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[Avoid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/avoid/)

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> [I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-ve-never-really-taken-anything-very-seriously-i-enjoy-life-because/)

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[Enjoy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enjoy/)

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> [People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/people-enjoy-sitting-back-knowing-they-won-t-hear-a-lot-of-four/)

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[Enjoy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enjoy/)

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> [Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/don-knotts-was-a-really-big-influence-especially-on-the-steve-allen/)

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[Big influence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/big-influence/)

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> [You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/you-can-t-tv-surf-without-coming-across-an-andy-of-mayberry-episode/)

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[Episodes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/episodes/)

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> [I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-ve-known-harvey-for-over-40-years-and-i-worked-with-him-on-the/)

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[Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/)

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> [I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-would-get-ill-before-going-onstage-something-about-getting-in-front/)

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[About](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/about/)

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> [Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/fortunately-my-wife-is-understanding-when-i-come-home-from-the-races/)

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[Asks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/asks/)

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> [At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/at-first-i-wanted-to-be-a-jockey-i-rode-horses-in-cleveland-but-i/)

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[Cleveland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cleveland/)

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> [We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/we-kept-a-broad-audience-and-we-didn-t-make-fun-of-people-who-had/)

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[Audience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/audience/)

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> [A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/a-lot-of-people-like-to-live-on-laurels-that-happened-20-or-30-years/)

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[Award](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/award/)

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> [I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-conway/i-resent-my-barber-when-he-charges-the-full-cost-after-he-cuts-my/)

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[Barbers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/barbers/)

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## Tim Conway by topic

[People (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/tim-conway/)

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