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# The Fart Blast

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##  Quotes by The Fart Blast

> [“Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-fart-blast/humans-listen-to-their-hearts-so-fucking-loud-that-they-mute-their/)

[The Fart Blast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-fart-blast/)

[Brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/285/the-fart-blast-70512_brain_humans-listen-to-their-hearts-so-fucking_247549.jpg)

> [“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-fart-blast/you-re-not-stupid-you-re-just-special-you-have-morons-in-your-head/)

[The Fart Blast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-fart-blast/)

[Brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/the-fart-blast-70512_brain_you-re-not-stupid-you-re-just-special-yo_1321825.jpg)

> [“Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or getting fucking scammed right up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-fart-blast/where-do-you-get-that-logic-from-you-re-either-getting-the-cheap-ass/)

[The Fart Blast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-fart-blast/)

[Brain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a45/the-fart-blast-70512_brain_where-do-you-get-that-logic-from-you-re_1894558.jpg)

> [“I don't exist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-fart-blast/i-don-t-exist/)

[The Fart Blast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-fart-blast/)

[Exist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exist/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/the-fart-blast-70512_farts_i-don-t-exist-2137990_2137990.jpg)

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