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title: "3 T.W. Brown Quotes"
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# T.W. Brown

 **3** quotes in **4** categories

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##  Quotes by T.W. Brown

> [“ But Ava, you are probably saying, he looks like Brad Pitt? You could dunk Brad Pitt in raw sewage and I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-w-brown/but-ava-you-are-probably-saying-he-looks-like-brad-pitt-you-could/)

[T.W. Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-w-brown/)

[Brad pitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brad-pitt/)

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> [“My grandpa used to say, “If worms had guns birds wouldn’t fuck with them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-w-brown/my-grandpa-used-to-say-if-worms-had-guns-birds-wouldn-t-fuck-with-them/)

[T.W. Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-w-brown/)

[Grandpa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grandpa/)

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> [“Ladies, what in the world is wrong with men? I mean besides all the really obvious stuff. They think they have the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-w-brown/ladies-what-in-the-world-is-wrong-with-men-i-mean-besides-all-the/)

[T.W. Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-w-brown/)

[Ladies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ladies/)

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