--- title: "32 Superbad Quotes" description: "Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and produced by Judd..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/superbad-19463_quote_chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell-384172_384172.jpg" --- # Superbad **32** quotes in **20** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and produced by Judd Apatow. ## Quotes by Superbad > [Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/superbad-19463_quote_chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell-384172_384172.jpg) > [Ask me bout my weenier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/ask-me-bout-my-weenier/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/superbad-19463_quote_ask-me-bout-my-weenier-904823_904823.jpg) > [She got incredibly hot over last summer...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer/) Superbad [Funny summer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-summer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a56/superbad-19463_funny-summer_she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer_2787510.jpg) > [Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/scarlett-brighton-kick-his-ass-mark-mark-shut-the-fuck-up-scarlett/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f5/superbad-19463_quote_scarlett-brighton-kick-his-ass-mark-mark_1185315.jpg) > [We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/we-shouldn-t-be-cock-blocking-mclovin-we-should-be-guiding-his-cock/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08e/superbad-19463_quote_we-shouldn-t-be-cock-blocking-mclovin-we_2058208.jpg) > [I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-ll-be-like-the-iron-chef-of-pounding-vag-seth/) Superbad [Iron chef](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/iron-chef/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83c/superbad-19463_iron-chef_i-ll-be-like-the-iron-chef-of-pounding-v_1393994.jpg) > [Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/everyone-should-hold-a-gun-at-least-a-couple-times-officer-michaels/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f18/superbad-19463_quote_everyone-should-hold-a-gun-at-least-a-co_1285825.jpg) > [This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/this-plan-s-been-fucked-since-jump-street-seth/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49a/superbad-19463_fucked_this-plan-s-been-fucked-since-jump-stree_563759.jpg) > [Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/nobody-has-gotten-a-hand-job-in-cargo-shorts-since-nam-seth/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab9/superbad-19463_quote_nobody-has-gotten-a-hand-job-in-cargo-sh_1249636.jpg) > [Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/momma-s-making-a-pubie-salad-and-she-wants-some-seth-s-own-dressing/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/superbad-19463_momma_momma-s-making-a-pubie-salad-and-she-wan_3110170.jpg) > [I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-am-gonna-give-you-the-best-blow-j-ever-with-my-mouth-becca/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28b/superbad-19463_blow_i-am-gonna-give-you-the-best-blow-j-ever_410474.jpg) > [Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/oh-my-god-that-s-the-coolest-fucking-story-i-ve-ever-heard-in-my-life/) Superbad [Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba1/superbad-19463_life_oh-my-god-that-s-the-coolest-fucking-sto_1435059.jpg) > [Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/oh-evan-thank-you-for-bringing-that-lube-for-my-pussy-i-never-would/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/093/superbad-19463_quote_oh-evan-thank-you-for-bringing-that-lube_1259225.jpg) > [Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/fogell-what-s-it-like-to-have-a-gun-officer-michaels-it-s-like-having/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/253/superbad-19463_quote_fogell-what-s-it-like-to-have-a-gun-offi_2007153.jpg) > [Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/jules-you-scratch-our-backs-we-ll-scratch-yours-seth-well-jules-the/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/superbad-19463_backs_jules-you-scratch-our-backs-we-ll-scratc_220754.jpg) > [He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/he-is-the-sweetest-guy-have-you-ever-looked-into-his-eyes-it-was-like/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/248/superbad-19463_first-time_he-is-the-sweetest-guy-have-you-ever-loo_317879.jpg) > [You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/you-know-when-you-hear-girls-say-ah-man-i-was-so-shit-faced-last/) Superbad [Failure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/failure/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93e/superbad-19463_failure_you-know-when-you-hear-girls-say-ah-man_2344898.jpg) > [I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-m-not-too-worried-about-it-really-i-wouldn-t-worry-about-it-don-t/) Superbad [Anxiety](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/anxiety/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfa/superbad-19463_anxiety_i-m-not-too-worried-about-it-really-i-wo_859143.jpg) > [Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/evan-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-it-was-so-pimp-i-even-offered-to-pay-for/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1e/superbad-19463_oh-my-gosh_evan-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-it-was-so-pim_816909.jpg) > [Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/evan-fogell-i-just-don-t-understand-why-you-were-smoking-cigarettes/) Superbad [Smoking cigarettes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/smoking-cigarettes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ed/superbad-19463_smoking-cigarettes_evan-fogell-i-just-don-t-understand-why_3148929.jpg) > [Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/dude-that-means-that-by-some-fate-we-were-paired-together-and-she/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/859/superbad-19463_fuck-wants_dude-that-means-that-by-some-fate-we-wer_3065848.jpg) > [I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-m-assuming-you-all-have-guns-and-crack-officer-michaels/) Superbad [Guns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guns/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef8/superbad-19463_guns_i-m-assuming-you-all-have-guns-and-crack_3079522.jpg) > [You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/you-know-how-many-foods-are-shaped-like-dicks-the-best-kinds-seth/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/superbad-19463_dicks_you-know-how-many-foods-are-shaped-like_2907407.jpg) > [I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-d-give-my-middle-nut-to-start-dating-becca-evan/) Superbad [Dating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dating/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7c/superbad-19463_dating_i-d-give-my-middle-nut-to-start-dating-b_1118078.jpg) > [You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/you-don-t-want-girls-to-think-you-suck-dick-at-fucking-pussy-seth/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/superbad-19463_pussy_you-don-t-want-girls-to-think-you-suck-d_712692.jpg) > [Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/becca-i-m-so-wet-right-now-evan-yeah-they-said-that-would-happen-in/) Superbad [Class](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/class/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cb/superbad-19463_health_becca-i-m-so-wet-right-now-evan-yeah-the_1257152.jpg) > [I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/i-m-sorry-that-i-blocked-your-cock-officer-slater/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/056/superbad-19463_blocked_i-m-sorry-that-i-blocked-your-cock-offic_2552657.jpg) > [Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/prepare-to-be-fucked-by-the-long-dick-of-the-law-officer-michaels/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a4/superbad-19463_quote_prepare-to-be-fucked-by-the-long-dick-of_714595.jpg) > [So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/so-you-guys-on-myspace-francis-the-driver/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4df/superbad-19463_driver_so-you-guys-on-myspace-francis-the-drive_2598488.jpg) > [Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/calm-down-calm-down-she-likes-you-she-wants-to-suck-on-your-penis/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/088/superbad-19463_good-thing_calm-down-calm-down-she-likes-you-she-wa_1910277.jpg) > [McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/mclovin-were-you-violating-that-young-girl-were-you-violating-her/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67e/superbad-19463_quote_mclovin-were-you-violating-that-young-gi_1262003.jpg) > [Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/spread-your-shit-get-on-the-ground-loaded-gun-ready-to-go-spread-your/) Superbad [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc4/superbad-19463_loaded-gun_spread-your-shit-get-on-the-ground-loade_936454.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/superbad/#itemlist", "name": "Superbad Quotes", "numberOfItems": 32, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Superbad" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/superbad-19463_quote_chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell-384172_384172.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/superbad-19463_quote_chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell-384172_384172.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abb/superbad-19463_quote_chicka-chicka-yeah-fogell-384172_384172.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell” — Superbad", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ask me bout my weenier", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Superbad" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/ask-me-bout-my-weenier/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/superbad-19463_quote_ask-me-bout-my-weenier-904823_904823.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/superbad-19463_quote_ask-me-bout-my-weenier-904823_904823.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/superbad-19463_quote_ask-me-bout-my-weenier-904823_904823.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ask me bout my weenier” — Superbad", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She got incredibly hot over last summer...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Superbad" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a56/superbad-19463_funny-summer_she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer_2787510.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a56/superbad-19463_funny-summer_she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer_2787510.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a56/superbad-19463_funny-summer_she-got-incredibly-hot-over-last-summer_2787510.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She got incredibly hot over last summer...” — Superbad", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! 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