--- title: "4 Stuart Connelly Quotes - Famous Director" description: "Stuart Connelly has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-stuart-connelly-72488.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-stuart-connelly-72488.jpg) # Stuart Connelly Director **4** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Stuart Connelly is a director. ## Quick Facts About Stuart Connelly Profession Director ## Quotes by Stuart Connelly > [“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-connelly/i-took-a-breath-pictured-the-bed-waiting-for-me-upstairs-then/) [Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/) [Alcohol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alcohol/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a72/stuart-connelly-72488_alcohol_i-took-a-breath-pictured-the-bed-waiting_366577.jpg) > [“Jesus taught in parables for a reason.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-connelly/jesus-taught-in-parables-for-a-reason/) [Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/) [Jesus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jesus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dad/stuart-connelly-72488_jesus_jesus-taught-in-parables-for-a-reason-63_633247.jpg) > [“Don't say you're sorry, ask me how much it cost.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-connelly/don-t-say-you-re-sorry-ask-me-how-much-it-cost/) [Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/) [Apologies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apologies/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/stuart-connelly-72488_apologies_don-t-say-you-re-sorry-ask-me-how-much-i_1352693.jpg) > [“Do you prefer fermented or distilled? This is a trick question. It doesn’t matter how much you like wine, because wine is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-connelly/do-you-prefer-fermented-or-distilled-this-is-a-trick-question-it/) [Stuart Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/) [Drinking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drinking/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/stuart-connelly-72488_drinking_do-you-prefer-fermented-or-distilled-thi_2129455.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-connelly/#itemlist", "name": "Stuart Connelly Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold gin martini, a small signal to myself that my work was done. 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