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# Stewart Lee Beck

 **3** quotes in **15** categories

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##  Quotes by Stewart Lee Beck

> [“I bought a book on willpower, but I only got halfway through.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-lee-beck/i-bought-a-book-on-willpower-but-i-only-got-halfway-through/)

[Stewart Lee Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-lee-beck/)

[Book](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/book/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b3/stewart-lee-beck-85446_book_i-bought-a-book-on-willpower-but-i-only_1478336.jpg)

> [“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-lee-beck/my-wife-says-i-m-full-of-half-baked-ideas-so-from-now-on-i-ll/)

[Stewart Lee Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-lee-beck/)

[Half baked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/half-baked/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/stewart-lee-beck-85446_marriage_my-wife-says-i-m-full-of-half-baked-idea_1521055.jpg)

> [“I'm online, therefore I am.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-lee-beck/i-m-online-therefore-i-am/)

[Stewart Lee Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-lee-beck/)

[Chinese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chinese/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7f/stewart-lee-beck-85446_chinese_i-m-online-therefore-i-am-1907424_1907424.jpg)

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