--- title: "4 Stephen Moles Quotes" description: "Stephen Moles has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-stephen-moles-65663.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Stephen Moles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-stephen-moles-65663.jpg) # Stephen Moles **4** quotes in **47** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Stephen Moles > [“The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port." -Mgru”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-ship-with-a-wet-nose-docking-at/) Stephen Moles [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/stephen-moles-65663_bonfire_the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-sh_172795.jpg) > [“The amount of perfume she had on was like a human sacrifice on Incense Night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-like-a-human-sacrifice-on/) Stephen Moles [Erotica](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/erotica/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/stephen-moles-65663_erotica_the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-lik_185427.jpg) > [“Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable-to-climax-unless-you-are/) Stephen Moles [Fetishism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fetishism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/stephen-moles-65663_fetishism_telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable_1377429.jpg) > [“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/anubis-is-associated-with-the-mummification-and-protection-of-the/) Stephen Moles [Afterlife](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/afterlife/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92c/stephen-moles-65663_afterlife_anubis-is-associated-with-the-mummificat_2879114.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-moles/#itemlist", "name": "Stephen Moles Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port.\" -Mgru”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Moles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-ship-with-a-wet-nose-docking-at/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/stephen-moles-65663_bonfire_the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-sh_172795.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/stephen-moles-65663_bonfire_the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-sh_172795.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03a/stephen-moles-65663_bonfire_the-dog-sniffed-at-the-bonfire-like-a-sh_172795.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port.\" -Mgru” — Stephen Moles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The amount of perfume she had on was like a human sacrifice on Incense Night.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Moles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-like-a-human-sacrifice-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/stephen-moles-65663_erotica_the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-lik_185427.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/stephen-moles-65663_erotica_the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-lik_185427.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/stephen-moles-65663_erotica_the-amount-of-perfume-she-had-on-was-lik_185427.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The amount of perfume she had on was like a human sacrifice on Incense Night.” — Stephen Moles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see her again is in depressing memories.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Moles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moles/telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable-to-climax-unless-you-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/stephen-moles-65663_fetishism_telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable_1377429.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/stephen-moles-65663_fetishism_telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable_1377429.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/stephen-moles-65663_fetishism_telling-a-woman-that-you-will-be-unable_1377429.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my…” — Stephen Moles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. 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