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# Stephen Bier, Jr

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##  Quotes by Stephen Bier, Jr

> [We're just helping out the Christians by bringing about the apocalypse. They can all go to heaven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-bier-jr/we-re-just-helping-out-the-christians-by-bringing-about-the/)

[Stephen Bier, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-bier-jr/)

[Apocalypse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apocalypse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/stephen-bier-jr-83981_apocalypse_we-re-just-helping-out-the-christians-by_192170.jpg)

> [Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-bier-jr/preservation-of-human-life-generally-outweighs-some-stupid-code-about/)

[Stephen Bier, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-bier-jr/)

[Code](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/code/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbb/stephen-bier-jr-83981_code_preservation-of-human-life-generally-out_1574776.jpg)

> [If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-bier-jr/if-there-were-satan-i-would-gladly-sell-my-soul-to-him-to-prevent/)

[Stephen Bier, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-bier-jr/)

[Devil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/devil/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bf/stephen-bier-jr-83981_devil_if-there-were-satan-i-would-gladly-sell_2322069.jpg)

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