--- title: "4 Sloane Tanen Quotes" description: "Sloane Tanen has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-sloane-tanen-73906.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Sloane Tanen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-sloane-tanen-73906.jpg) # Sloane Tanen **4** quotes in **11** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Sloane Tanen > [“He was on a wildly successful TV show on Disney for two years (playing a singing possum), before hitting the big screen,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-tanen/he-was-on-a-wildly-successful-tv-show-on-disney-for-two-years-playing/) [Sloane Tanen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-tanen/) [Actor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/sloane-tanen-73906_big-screen_he-was-on-a-wildly-successful-tv-show-on_1677314.jpg) > [“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-tanen/monkeys-are-dangerous-animals-don-t-be-fooled-by-the-cute-exterior/) [Sloane Tanen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-tanen/) [Dangerous animals](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dangerous-animals/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cd/sloane-tanen-73906_money_monkeys-are-dangerous-animals-don-t-be-f_2039607.jpg) > [“Worrying is like praying for something bad to happen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-tanen/worrying-is-like-praying-for-something-bad-to-happen/) [Sloane Tanen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-tanen/) [Fear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fear/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/sloane-tanen-73906_fear_worrying-is-like-praying-for-something-b_2706593.jpg) > [“A re you going to kiss me now or what?” I finally blurted out. “No,” he said. “Then why is your face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-tanen/a-re-you-going-to-kiss-me-now-or-what-i-finally-blurted-out-no-he/) [Sloane Tanen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-tanen/) [Gaze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07a/sloane-tanen-73906_gaze_a-re-you-going-to-kiss-me-now-or-what-i_2765339.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-tanen/#itemlist", "name": "Sloane Tanen Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He was on a wildly successful TV show on Disney for two years (playing a singing possum), before hitting the big screen, playing everything from Captain Marvel, to a schizophrenic, to Alexander the Great, to a college kid with a crystal meth addiction. 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