--- title: "Best Simon R. Green Quotes" description: "Simon Richard Green is an English science fiction and fantasy author. Browse 98 Simon R. Green quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b186/author-simon-r-green-6185.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b186/author-simon-r-green-6185.jpg) # Simon R. Green (1955) Writer United Kingdom **98** quotes in **296** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Simon R. Green is a writer from the United Kingdom, best known for *Home improvement*. ## Quick Facts About Simon R. Green Born August 25, 1955 Nationality United Kingdom Profession Writer Notable works Home improvement ## About Simon R. Green Simon Richard Green is an English science fiction and fantasy author. ## Quotes by Simon R. Green · Page 2 > [“Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy,” said Melody.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/someone-s-looking-for-a-short-sharp-visit-from-the-slap-fairy-said/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Melody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/melody/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f47/simon-r-green-6185_melody_someone-s-looking-for-a-short-sharp-visi_626339.png) > [“sometimes dreams are all that can keep you going. Give them up, and you’re dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/sometimes-dreams-are-all-that-can-keep-you-going-give-them-up-and-you/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Dead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/simon-r-green-6185_dead_sometimes-dreams-are-all-that-can-keep-y_573953.png) > [If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/if-you-don-t-trust-anyone-they-can-t-let-you-down/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Don't trust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/don-t-trust/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b4/simon-r-green-6185_don-t-trust_if-you-don-t-trust-anyone-they-can-t-let_3200213.png) > [“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-am-the-scalpel-that-cuts-out-infection-and-the-heartbreak-that/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Men Wiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/men-wiser-837798/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/simon-r-green-6185_men-wiser_i-am-the-scalpel-that-cuts-out-infection_134144.png) > [Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/sometimes-humour-is-all-we-have-to-say-the-things-that-can-t-be-said/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b9/simon-r-green-6185_comedy_sometimes-humour-is-all-we-have-to-say-t_819851.png) > [Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/who-s-got-my-jaffa-cakes-you-know-i-can-t-function-without-jaffa-cakes/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Cake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/simon-r-green-6185_cake_who-s-got-my-jaffa-cakes-you-know-i-can_2427978.png) > [“Just because we protect the world, it doesn’t mean the world is always grateful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/just-because-we-protect-the-world-it-doesn-t-mean-the-world-is-always/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Grateful](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/grateful/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/simon-r-green-6185_grateful_just-because-we-protect-the-world-it-doe_2896739.png) > [There has been peace. There will be peace again. But right now, we have work to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/there-has-been-peace-there-will-be-peace-again-but-right-now-we-have/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Peace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/peace/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/691/simon-r-green-6185_peace_there-has-been-peace-there-will-be-peace_2057200.png) > [“I chose to help people, because there’d been no-one there to help me when I needed it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-chose-to-help-people-because-there-d-been-no-one-there-to-help-me/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Chose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chose/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a33/simon-r-green-6185_chose_i-chose-to-help-people-because-there-d-b_901320.png) > [I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-didn-t-know-if-i-still-had-it-in-me-to-be-really-dangerous-but-i/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Baseball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baseball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/simon-r-green-6185_baseball_i-didn-t-know-if-i-still-had-it-in-me-to_1585610.png) > [“To fight with demons, your intent must be pure. And even then, there's no guarantee you'll win.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/to-fight-with-demons-your-intent-must-be-pure-and-even-then-there-s/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Battling-demons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/battling-demons-15377/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b03/simon-r-green-6185_battling-demons_to-fight-with-demons-your-intent-must-be_2975714.png) > [Angel: And what will you do with the world, once it is yours?' N. Hob: 'Punish it, for not loving me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/angel-and-what-will-you-do-with-the-world-once-it-is-yours-n-hob/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Angel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/angel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/simon-r-green-6185_angel_angel-and-what-will-you-do-with-the-worl_1157111.png) > [“I’m not crazy. I know what I’m doing. You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-m-not-crazy-i-know-what-i-m-doing-you-re-just-jealous-because-the/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Jealous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jealous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/simon-r-green-6185_jealous_i-m-not-crazy-i-know-what-i-m-doing-you_462183.png) > [“They’re currently sulking, by the way, and comforting themselves by sending abusive e-mails to Bill Gates.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/they-re-currently-sulking-by-the-way-and-comforting-themselves-by/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Sulking](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sulking/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7aa/simon-r-green-6185_sulking_they-re-currently-sulking-by-the-way-and_713026.png) > [Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-still-human-but-now-i-have-woken-up-into/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Dreamed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dreamed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01d/simon-r-green-6185_dreamed_last-night-i-dreamed-i-was-still-human-b_3221823.png) > [When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/when-god-wanted-a-city-levelled-or-all-the-first-born-slaughtered-in/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Angel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/angel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e5/simon-r-green-6185_angel_when-god-wanted-a-city-levelled-or-all-t_2557903.png) > [“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/rupert-at-this-rate-somebody-is-bound-to-upset-the-warlock-once-too/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Fantasy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fantasy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13b/simon-r-green-6185_fantasy_rupert-at-this-rate-somebody-is-bound-to_1316967.jpg) > [“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/what-the-hell-are-you-doing-here-you-weren-t-on-the-guest-list-hell/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Corpse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/corpse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/simon-r-green-6185_corpse_what-the-hell-are-you-doing-here-you-wer_2924990.png) > [“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/my-name-is-john-taylor-i-m-a-private-eye-specialising-in-cases-of-the/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [John Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/john-taylor-1282189/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/simon-r-green-6185_john-taylor_my-name-is-john-taylor-i-m-a-private-eye_1724398.png) > [“I love to dance!" she said cheerfully. "Sometimes I think the whole world should be put to music and choreographed!" "This being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-love-to-dance-she-said-cheerfully-sometimes-i-think-the-whole-world/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Dance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dance/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/simon-r-green-6185_dance_i-love-to-dance-she-said-cheerfully-some_2437788.png) > [The harsh, unyielding reality of having to compromise your ideals bit by bit, day by day, just to achieve a few little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/the-harsh-unyielding-reality-of-having-to-compromise-your-ideals-bit/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Achieve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/achieve/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a4/simon-r-green-6185_achieve_the-harsh-unyielding-reality-of-having-t_1759411.jpg) > [Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/who-what-are-they-my-pride-and-glory-alex-said-fondly-betty-and-lucy/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Alex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alex/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77c/simon-r-green-6185_alex_who-what-are-they-my-pride-and-glory-ale_2197010.png) > [“I ignored him, concentrating on Lilith. "According to the stories, after you were expelled from Eden you went down into Hell, where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-ignored-him-concentrating-on-lilith-according-to-the-stories-after/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d69/simon-r-green-6185_humor_i-ignored-him-concentrating-on-lilith-ac_992401.png) > [“Well, basically, I thought I’d cut the creature’s heart out and jam the suppressor stone into the hole,” said Hawk. “That should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/well-basically-i-thought-i-d-cut-the-creature-s-heart-out-and-jam-the/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Said Hawk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-hawk-2356800/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68b/simon-r-green-6185_said-hawk_well-basically-i-thought-i-d-cut-the-cre_2116170.png) > [“Were we in love, really? We were very young. And everything seems so sharp and intense, when you're a teenager. Emotions surge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/were-we-in-love-really-we-were-very-young-and-everything-seems-so/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [First love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/first-love/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c7/simon-r-green-6185_first-love_were-we-in-love-really-we-were-very-youn_1307069.png) > [“Though we nearly lost everything last month, when the mainframe got possessed by Sumerian demons, and we had to call in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/though-we-nearly-lost-everything-last-month-when-the-mainframe-got/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Computers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/computers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/simon-r-green-6185_computers_though-we-nearly-lost-everything-last-mo_761605.jpg) > [“What’s one more crazy thing in the midst of all this weirdness?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/what-s-one-more-crazy-thing-in-the-midst-of-all-this-weirdness/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Crazy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crazy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/simon-r-green-6185_crazy_what-s-one-more-crazy-thing-in-the-midst_2830579.png) > [While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/while-the-cat-s-away-you-may-find-the-rats-getting-damned-uppity/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Cat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cat/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e80/simon-r-green-6185_cat_while-the-cat-s-away-you-may-find-the-ra_721791.png) > [Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/future-is-like-an-asshole-everybody-has-one-john-taylor-nightside/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Asshole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/asshole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bb/simon-r-green-6185_asshole_future-is-like-an-asshole-everybody-has_2900883.png) > [“I could have been a contender, if I’d cared enough.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-could-have-been-a-contender-if-i-d-cared-enough/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Cared](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cared/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82f/simon-r-green-6185_cared_i-could-have-been-a-contender-if-i-d-car_1858709.png) > [Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/alexandra-was-tall-and-blond-with-a-balcony-you-could-do-shakespeare/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Balconies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/balconies/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e38/simon-r-green-6185_balconies_alexandra-was-tall-and-blond-with-a-balc_1400184.png) > [“Big corporations aren't always the bad guys; but it's the sensible way to bet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/big-corporations-aren-t-always-the-bad-guys-but-it-s-the-sensible-way/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Bad guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bad-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/124/simon-r-green-6185_bad-guy_big-corporations-aren-t-always-the-bad-g_2388953.png) > [“Are you really as good as they say?” “No,” she said calmly. “We’re better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/are-you-really-as-good-as-they-say-no-she-said-calmly-we-re-better/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Better](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/better/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7e/simon-r-green-6185_better_are-you-really-as-good-as-they-say-no-sh_2726657.png) > [“My Suzie, also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh Christ It's Her, Run.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/my-suzie-also-known-as-shotgun-suzie-also-known-as-oh-christ-it-s-her/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Shotgun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shotgun/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6e/simon-r-green-6185_shotgun_my-suzie-also-known-as-shotgun-suzie-als_639270.png) > [“Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/most-of-my-relatives-could-start-a-fight-in-an-empty-room-and-then/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/family/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa9/simon-r-green-6185_family_most-of-my-relatives-could-start-a-fight_1582251.png) > [I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/i-always-feel-most-alive-when-everything-else-is-dying-all-around-me/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Alive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alive/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/simon-r-green-6185_alive_i-always-feel-most-alive-when-everything_1673960.png) > [“The light may cast many reflections but is it still the light that matters.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/the-light-may-cast-many-reflections-but-is-it-still-the-light-that/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Light](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/light/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ee/simon-r-green-6185_light_the-light-may-cast-many-reflections-but_2348088.png) > [When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/when-you-are-tired-of-life-come-to-haven-and-someone-will-kill-you/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Haven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/haven/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7c/simon-r-green-6185_haven_when-you-are-tired-of-life-come-to-haven_2471739.png) > [“Steal from the best, and call it research!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/steal-from-the-best-and-call-it-research/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Best](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/best/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/529/simon-r-green-6185_best_steal-from-the-best-and-call-it-research_1085582.png) > [Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-r-green/keep-your-mind-too-open-and-you-never-know-what-might-walk-in/) [Simon R. Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/) [Might](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/might/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0d/simon-r-green-6185_might_keep-your-mind-too-open-and-you-never-kn_2899761.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-r-green/#itemlist", "name": "Simon R. 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