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title: "2 Simon Neil Quotes - Famous Singer"
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# Simon Neil

(1979)   Singer

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Simon Neil is a singer.

## Quick Facts About Simon Neil

Born August 31, 1979

Profession Singer

## About Simon Neil

Scottish singer, guitarist and songwriter... \| Simon Alexander Neil is a Scottish musician, and songwriter, lead vocalist and guitarist for rock band Biffy Clyro.

##  Quotes by Simon Neil

> [I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-neil/i-want-to-make-the-audience-laugh-and-cry-within-ten-seconds-to-show/)

[Simon Neil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-neil/)

[Audience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/audience/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5b/simon-neil-96650_audience_i-want-to-make-the-audience-laugh-and-cr_296056.png)

> [Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-neil/once-after-barefoot-in-the-park-had-been-playing-for-about-a-week-i/)

[Simon Neil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-neil/)

[Aisle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/aisle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/simon-neil-96650_aisle_once-after-barefoot-in-the-park-had-been_595582.jpg)

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