--- title: "2 Simon Brass Quotes" description: "Simon Brass has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cca/simon-brass-94771_big-bang_as-i-do-my-best-to-haggle-down-the-price_401184.jpg" --- # Simon Brass **2** quotes in **9** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Simon Brass > [“As I do my best to haggle down the prices further, Mr. Williams responds with a pained expression on his face, “Oh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-brass/as-i-do-my-best-to-haggle-down-the-prices-further-mr-williams/) Simon Brass [Big bang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/big-bang/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cca/simon-brass-94771_big-bang_as-i-do-my-best-to-haggle-down-the-price_401184.jpg) > [“I see that you’re about to leave, Rick. I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t miss the Thighmaster over there?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-brass/i-see-that-you-re-about-to-leave-rick-i-just-wanted-to-make-sure-that/) Simon Brass [Consumerism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumerism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6aa/simon-brass-94771_consumerism_i-see-that-you-re-about-to-leave-rick-i_795339.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-brass/#itemlist", "name": "Simon Brass Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“As I do my best to haggle down the prices further, Mr. Williams responds with a pained expression on his face, “Oh my, you can’t seriously believe that I could let you have that box set of The Big Bang Theory for anything less than $30. You must be dreaming… you must simply be dreaming. It’s all a big dream really, a nightmarish spectacle that feels completely at home in a society infatuated with the idea of attaining profit at all costs. 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