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title: "3 Shannon Wheeler Quotes"
description: "Shannon Wheeler is an American cartoonist, best known as a cartoonist for The New Yorker and for creating the satirical superhero Too Much Coffee Man."
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# Shannon Wheeler

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Shannon Wheeler is an American cartoonist, best known as a cartoonist for The New Yorker and for creating the satirical superhero Too Much Coffee Man.

##  Quotes by Shannon Wheeler

> [You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-wheeler/you-sit-around-watching-all-this-stuff-happen-on-tv-and-the-tv-sits/)

Shannon Wheeler

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f10/shannon-wheeler-87794_happens_you-sit-around-watching-all-this-stuff-h_125560.jpg)

> [Unrequited love is like hitting your head against a wall that isn't there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-wheeler/unrequited-love-is-like-hitting-your-head-against-a-wall-that-isn-t/)

Shannon Wheeler

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a6/shannon-wheeler-87794_hitting_unrequited-love-is-like-hitting-your-hea_1124062.jpg)

> [The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-wheeler/the-key-to-productivity-is-to-rotate-your-avoidance-techniques/)

Shannon Wheeler

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/shannon-wheeler-87794_avoidance_the-key-to-productivity-is-to-rotate-you_1937416.jpg)

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