--- title: "2 Shannon Lyndsy Quotes" description: "Shannon Lyndsy has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/shannon-lyndsy-98312_environmentalism_you-wanna-know-why-the-world-is-f-ked-th_101643.jpg" --- # Shannon Lyndsy **2** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Shannon Lyndsy > [“You wanna know why the world is f\*\*ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. Get a pen, write this down,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-lyndsy/you-wanna-know-why-the-world-is-f-ked-this-is-why-this-is-exactly-why/) [Shannon Lyndsy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-lyndsy/) [Environmentalism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/environmentalism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56d/shannon-lyndsy-98312_environmentalism_you-wanna-know-why-the-world-is-f-ked-th_101643.jpg) > [“No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-lyndsy/no-one-washes-their-hands-after-they-piss-unless-they-re-in-a-public/) [Shannon Lyndsy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-lyndsy/) [Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c23/shannon-lyndsy-98312_humor_no-one-washes-their-hands-after-they-pis_1750813.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-lyndsy/#itemlist", "name": "Shannon Lyndsy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. 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