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title: "3 Scott Warren Quotes"
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# Scott Warren

 **3** quotes in **2** categories

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##  Quotes by Scott Warren

> [“That little shit. If we pull through this I’ll nail his dick to the wall with those logs so hard I’ll make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-warren/that-little-shit-if-we-pull-through-this-i-ll-nail-his-dick-to-the/)

Scott Warren

[Reformation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reformation/)

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> [“Sometimes the devil you knew was goddamn worse than the one you only pretended to know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-warren/sometimes-the-devil-you-knew-was-goddamn-worse-than-the-one-you-only/)

Scott Warren

[Devil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/devil/)

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> [“If this book is the same weight as any given duck, it is purely a matter of coincidence. This book is not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-warren/if-this-book-is-the-same-weight-as-any-given-duck-it-is-purely-a/)

Scott Warren

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bd/scott-warren-87262_books_if-this-book-is-the-same-weight-as-any-g_2061022.jpg)

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