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# Scott Capurro

(1962)   Writer   United States

 **3** quotes in **14** categories

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Scott Capurro is a writer from the United States, best known for *Fowl Play*.

## Quick Facts About Scott Capurro

Born December 10, 1962

Nationality United States

Profession Writer

Notable works Fowl Play

## About Scott Capurro

Scott Allen Capurro is an American comedian, writer and actor based in San Francisco. His comedy material is deliberately provocative, referring often to gay life and culture, politics, race and racism, and popular culture.

##  Quotes by Scott Capurro

> [We Americans only voted for George Bush to prove to the British that Americans understand irony. Unfortunately, it kinda backfired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-capurro/we-americans-only-voted-for-george-bush-to-prove-to-the-british-that/)

[Scott Capurro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-capurro/)

[America](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/america/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d9/scott-capurro-81712_america_we-americans-only-voted-for-george-bush_349146.png)

> [I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-capurro/i-am-shocked-and-slightly-perturbed-by-his-exuberance-and-quick-wit/)

[Scott Capurro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-capurro/)

[Exuberance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exuberance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35c/scott-capurro-81712_exuberance_i-am-shocked-and-slightly-perturbed-by-h_411280.png)

> [Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-capurro/scotland-had-oil-but-it-s-running-out-thanks-to-all-that-deep-frying/)

[Scott Capurro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-capurro/)

[Climate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/climate/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/scott-capurro-81712_climate_scotland-had-oil-but-it-s-running-out-th_2695352.png)

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