--- title: "22 Scary Movie Quotes" description: "Scary Movie is a 2000 American parody film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and written by Marlon and Shawn Wayans, alongside Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scary-movie-25757_uncle_don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray-229652_2296520.jpg" --- # Scary Movie **22** quotes in **18** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Scary Movie is a 2000 American parody film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and written by Marlon and Shawn Wayans, alongside Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. ## Quotes by Scary Movie > [Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Uncle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/uncle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scary-movie-25757_uncle_don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray-229652_2296520.jpg) > [OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/oh-shit-son-shorty/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Shit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shit/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcf/scary-movie-25757_quote_oh-shit-son-shorty-1014204_1014204.jpg) > [Nice breasts... -The Killer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/nice-breasts-the-killer/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Boobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/scary-movie-25757_quote_nice-breasts-the-killer-1445292_1445292.jpg) > [Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shirt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/429/scary-movie-25757_quote_does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray-193_1934328.jpg) > [C'mon, Brandon! Take it! Take it! I mean, uh...Brenda! -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/c-mon-brandon-take-it-take-it-i-mean-uh-brenda-ray/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Mean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6c/scary-movie-25757_mean_c-mon-brandon-take-it-take-it-i-mean-uh_559946.jpg) > [I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-m-on-tv-oh-shit-first-cops-now-this-i-m-gonna-be-a-star-son-shorty/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Cops](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cops/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/384/scary-movie-25757_quote_i-m-on-tv-oh-shit-first-cops-now-this-i_553793.jpg) > [Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/come-in-dear-have-a-seat-take-off-your-bra-if-you-like-ms-man/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Come](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/come/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ed/scary-movie-25757_quote_come-in-dear-have-a-seat-take-off-your-b_1168450.jpg) > [Look, my boyfriend will be here soon. He's black and he'll kick your ass! -Drew Decker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/look-my-boyfriend-will-be-here-soon-he-s-black-and-he-ll-kick-your/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Boyfriend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boyfriend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d9/scary-movie-25757_quote_look-my-boyfriend-will-be-here-soon-he-s_1982528.jpg) > [I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n\*gga pie! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingredients-to-make-a-high-n-gga/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [4 20](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/zz-4-20-843/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/scary-movie-25757_4-20_i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingred_1080184.jpg) > [Shorty: Can I tell you a secret. I see dead people Shorty's Friend: Ohh man! This shit is awesome!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/shorty-can-i-tell-you-a-secret-i-see-dead-people-shorty-s-friend-ohh/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Dead people](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dead-people/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/scary-movie-25757_dead-people_shorty-can-i-tell-you-a-secret-i-see-dea_2934430.jpg) > [Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/oh-is-this-the-climax-well-i-hope-you-don-t-mind-if-i-fake-it-buffy/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Climax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/climax/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca2/scary-movie-25757_quote_oh-is-this-the-climax-well-i-hope-you-do_317744.jpg) > [There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/there-s-a-killer-in-the-house-there-s-ass-blood-and-guts-everywhere/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Home](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/home/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/scary-movie-25757_home_there-s-a-killer-in-the-house-there-s-as_1197049.jpg) > [Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n\*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/reporting-live-for-black-tv-white-folks-are-dead-we-re-getting-the/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Racism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/racism/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/390/scary-movie-25757_quote_reporting-live-for-black-tv-white-folks_1507190.jpg) > [Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin',…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/kenny-i-know-you-re-about-50-pounds-overweight-but-when-i-say-hurry/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Hurry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hurry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/846/scary-movie-25757_hurry_kenny-i-know-you-re-about-50-pounds-over_2379353.jpg) > [Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/look-if-it-s-about-that-time-i-puked-green-slime-and-masturbated-with/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/time/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/485/scary-movie-25757_time_look-if-it-s-about-that-time-i-puked-gre_1408416.jpg) > [C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/c-mon-cindy-we-ll-just-pretend-this-never-happened-you-know-like-the/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Pretend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pretend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/109/scary-movie-25757_pretend_c-mon-cindy-we-ll-just-pretend-this-neve_3231668.jpg) > [I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hole-in-your-ass-i-spill-blood/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Kill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44f/scary-movie-25757_quote_i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hol_874116.jpg) > [A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/a-small-dick-s-like-a-disability-man-would-you-make-fun-of-a-guy-in-a/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/scary-movie-25757_dick_a-small-dick-s-like-a-disability-man-wou_2494426.jpg) > [I said don't disturb me when I'm cleanin' my room! -Doofy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-said-don-t-disturb-me-when-i-m-cleanin-my-room-doofy/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Disturb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disturb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a07/scary-movie-25757_disturb_i-said-don-t-disturb-me-when-i-m-cleanin_2264135.jpg) > [Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/yo-party-at-cindy-s-house-drunk-white-women-for-everybody-shorty/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Drunk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6e/scary-movie-25757_quote_yo-party-at-cindy-s-house-drunk-white-wo_974124.jpg) > [Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/yeah-and-mom-also-said-for-you-to-stop-sticking-your-dick-in-the/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Mom Said](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mom-said/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/935/scary-movie-25757_mom-said_yeah-and-mom-also-said-for-you-to-stop-s_2262559.jpg) > [She had a brother named Steve, long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass. -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/she-had-a-brother-named-steve-long-hair-pretty-little-mouth-perfect/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Brother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brother/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92b/scary-movie-25757_brother_she-had-a-brother-named-steve-long-hair_2421123.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/#itemlist", "name": "Scary Movie Quotes", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scary Movie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scary-movie-25757_uncle_don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray-229652_2296520.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scary-movie-25757_uncle_don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray-229652_2296520.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33e/scary-movie-25757_uncle_don-t-let-uncle-ray-catch-you-ray-229652_2296520.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray” — Scary Movie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scary Movie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/oh-shit-son-shorty/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcf/scary-movie-25757_quote_oh-shit-son-shorty-1014204_1014204.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcf/scary-movie-25757_quote_oh-shit-son-shorty-1014204_1014204.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcf/scary-movie-25757_quote_oh-shit-son-shorty-1014204_1014204.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty” — Scary Movie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Nice breasts... -The Killer", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scary Movie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/nice-breasts-the-killer/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/scary-movie-25757_quote_nice-breasts-the-killer-1445292_1445292.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/scary-movie-25757_quote_nice-breasts-the-killer-1445292_1445292.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/scary-movie-25757_quote_nice-breasts-the-killer-1445292_1445292.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nice breasts... -The Killer” — Scary Movie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scary Movie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/429/scary-movie-25757_quote_does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray-193_1934328.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/429/scary-movie-25757_quote_does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray-193_1934328.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/429/scary-movie-25757_quote_does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray-193_1934328.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray” — Scary Movie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "C'mon, Brandon! 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