--- title: "4 Sarge Quotes - (Even the Score)" description: "Sarge has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-sarge-66662.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-sarge-66662.jpg) # Sarge **4** quotes in **17** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quick Facts About Sarge Notable works Even the Score ## About Sarge Sarge is a shortened, informal form of the rank of Sergeant. ## Quotes by Sarge > [Oh, I know what the ladies like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarge/oh-i-know-what-the-ladies-like/) [Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarge/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/032/sarge-66662_funny_oh-i-know-what-the-ladies-like-298532_298532.jpg) > [We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarge/we-re-all-equals-as-men-except-i-m-slightly-more-equal-because-i-m/) [Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarge/) [Alive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alive/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bd/sarge-66662_alive_we-re-all-equals-as-men-except-i-m-sligh_1066965.jpg) > [A good soldier never leaves a man behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarge/a-good-soldier-never-leaves-a-man-behind/) [Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarge/) [Behinds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/behinds/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13a/sarge-66662_behinds_a-good-soldier-never-leaves-a-man-behind_2205005.jpg) > [I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarge/i-hope-you-brought-your-wallet-cause-the-rent-in-hell-gets-paid-in/) [Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarge/) [Causes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/causes/) 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