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# S.W. Vaughn

 **4** quotes in **15** categories

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##  Quotes by S.W. Vaughn

> [“Despite his best efforts, a few scalding tears escaped Cobalt's eyes. He swiped them away. 'Can you stand?' 'I damn well can,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/despite-his-best-efforts-a-few-scalding-tears-escaped-cobalt-s-eyes/)

[S.W. Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-w-vaughn/)

[Fae](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fae/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ae/s-w-vaughn-73018_fae_despite-his-best-efforts-a-few-scalding_255872.jpg)

> [“ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/venti-caramel-macchiato-please-he-said-hold-the-snobbery-the-barista/)

[S.W. Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-w-vaughn/)

[Coffee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb3/s-w-vaughn-73018_coffee_venti-caramel-macchiato-please-he-said-h_546870.jpg)

> [“Now the son of a bitch was saying it was a fluke. Cloud nine to complete shit in ten seconds. The guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/now-the-son-of-a-bitch-was-saying-it-was-a-fluke-cloud-nine-to/)

[S.W. Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-w-vaughn/)

[Cloud nine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cloud-nine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/s-w-vaughn-73018_cloud-nine_now-the-son-of-a-bitch-was-saying-it-was_924921.jpg)

> [“Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?" "No. It's quite comfortable, thank you." "It should be. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/want-some-help-with-help-with-that-stick-in-your-ass-love-no-it-s/)

[S.W. Vaughn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-w-vaughn/)

[Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/love/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c0/s-w-vaughn-73018_love_want-some-help-with-help-with-that-stick_1981949.jpg)

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