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# Ryan Patricks

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Ryan Kelley Goeb Patrick is an American attorney and former Texas district court judge who served as the United States Attorney for the Southern District of Texas from 2018 to 2021. He was confirmed by the U.S. Senate in December 2017 and assumed office early the following year.

##  Quotes by Ryan Patricks

> [“It’s a common storyline and mythology in the comic book community—which technically is the only community more frightened by the vagina than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-patricks/it-s-a-common-storyline-and-mythology-in-the-comic-book-community/)

[Ryan Patricks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-patricks/)

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

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> [“Blogs are like kids or art, when it’s your own you think it’s amazing, but honestly, no one else cares.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-patricks/blogs-are-like-kids-or-art-when-it-s-your-own-you-think-it-s-amazing/)

[Ryan Patricks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-patricks/)

[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a3/ryan-patricks-77764_art_blogs-are-like-kids-or-art-when-it-s-you_2460372.jpg)

> [“Instead, Sebastian is the patron saint of athletes and archers. So, to recap: he never played a sport, was shot with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-patricks/instead-sebastian-is-the-patron-saint-of-athletes-and-archers-so-to/)

[Ryan Patricks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-patricks/)

[Patron Saint](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/patron-saint-268255/)

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