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title: "4 Rod Schmidt Quotes"
description: "Rod Schmidt has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Rod Schmidt

 **4** quotes in **3** categories

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##  Quotes by Rod Schmidt

> [I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-schmidt/i-washed-a-sock-then-i-put-it-in-the-dryer-when-i-took-it-out-it-was/)

[Rod Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-schmidt/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c9/rod-schmidt-69977_humor_i-washed-a-sock-then-i-put-it-in-the-dry_1451111.jpg)

> [There aren't enough days in the weekend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-schmidt/there-aren-t-enough-days-in-the-weekend/)

[Rod Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-schmidt/)

[Days](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/days/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fa/rod-schmidt-69977_weekend_there-aren-t-enough-days-in-the-weekend_1588766.jpg)

> [Is ired old cliche one?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-schmidt/is-ired-old-cliche-one/)

[Rod Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-schmidt/)

[Cliche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cliche/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/rod-schmidt-69977_quote_is-ired-old-cliche-one-1822861_1822861.jpg)

> [I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-schmidt/i-went-to-a-fancy-french-restaurant-called-deja-vu-the-headwaiter/)

[Rod Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-schmidt/)

[Deja vu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/deja-vu/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/rod-schmidt-69977_deja-vu_i-went-to-a-fancy-french-restaurant-call_2629003.jpg)

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