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# Rick Klaus Theis

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##  Quotes by Rick Klaus Theis

> [“Jesus: Enough with the rebuking!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-enough-with-the-rebuking/)

Rick Klaus Theis

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bible/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3eb/rick-klaus-theis-66438_bible_jesus-enough-with-the-rebuking-106303_106303.jpg)

> [“Judas: “Hey, nice uppercut, Prince of Peace. Whatever happened to your “turn the other cheek“ pablum? Jesus: It’s good in theory, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/judas-hey-nice-uppercut-prince-of-peace-whatever-happened-to-your/)

Rick Klaus Theis

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bible/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9af/rick-klaus-theis-66438_bible_judas-hey-nice-uppercut-prince-of-peace_1167970.jpg)

> [“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-i-was-nearly-lynched-by-a-mob-made-up-of-my-hometown-synagogue/)

Rick Klaus Theis

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bible/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/556/rick-klaus-theis-66438_bible_jesus-i-was-nearly-lynched-by-a-mob-made_1322134.jpg)

> [“Jesus: You picked the wrong Messiah to fuck with!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-klaus-theis/jesus-you-picked-the-wrong-messiah-to-fuck-with/)

Rick Klaus Theis

[Bible](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bible/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/rick-klaus-theis-66438_bible_jesus-you-picked-the-wrong-messiah-to-fu_2772561.jpg)

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