--- title: "9 Randy Glasbergen Quotes - Famous Cartoonist (The Better Half)" description: "Randy Glasbergen was an American cartoonist and humorous illustrator best known for three decades of newspaper syndication as well as a freelance career..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-thomas-block-77283.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-thomas-block-77283.jpg) # Randy Glasbergen (1957–2015) Cartoonist **9** quotes in **95** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Randy Glasbergen was a cartoonist, best known for *The Better Half*. ## Quick Facts About Randy Glasbergen Born January 1, 1957 Died August 11, 2015 Profession Cartoonist Notable works The Better Half ## About Randy Glasbergen Randy Glasbergen was an American cartoonist and humorous illustrator best known for three decades of newspaper syndication as well as a freelance career. He produced the syndicated strip The Better Half from 1982 to 2014. ## Quotes by Randy Glasbergen > [I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/i-think-men-were-destined-to-become-homemakers-after-all-who-ever/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Clean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cae/randy-glasbergen-44684_clean_i-think-men-were-destined-to-become-home_2787893.png) > [Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/thank-you-for-calling-the-weight-loss-hotline-if-you-d-like-to-lose-a/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Calling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/calling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcd/randy-glasbergen-44684_calling_thank-you-for-calling-the-weight-loss-ho_447331.png) > [Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/thank-you-for-calling-customer-service-if-you-re-calm-and-rational/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Calling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/calling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ec/randy-glasbergen-44684_calling_thank-you-for-calling-customer-service-i_415745.png) > [What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/what-fits-your-busy-schedule-better-exercising-one-hour-a-day-or/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [24 hours](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/24-hours/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8c/randy-glasbergen-44684_24-hours_what-fits-your-busy-schedule-better-exer_335636.png) > [Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/whenever-i-call-a-company-and-get-put-on-hold-i-never-really-feel/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76b/randy-glasbergen-44684_business_whenever-i-call-a-company-and-get-put-on_3169712.png) > [“Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/of-course-i-can-accept-you-for-who-you-are-you-are-someone-i-need-to/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Accept](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accept/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dc/randy-glasbergen-44684_accept_of-course-i-can-accept-you-for-who-you-a_19584.png) > [He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/he-gave-me-a-copy-of-the-declaration-of-independence-then-he-got-a/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Boyfriend](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boyfriend/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ae/randy-glasbergen-44684_boyfriend_he-gave-me-a-copy-of-the-declaration-of_2684350.jpg) > [These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/these-motivational-tapes-have-really-inspired-me-i-m-going-to-make-a/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Charity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/charity/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd5/randy-glasbergen-44684_charity_these-motivational-tapes-have-really-ins_2937469.png) > [I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-glasbergen/i-learned-about-stress-management-from-my-kids-every-night-after-work/) [Randy Glasbergen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/) [Boxes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boxes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/randy-glasbergen-44684_boxes_i-learned-about-stress-management-from-m_291168.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-glasbergen/#itemlist", "name": "Randy Glasbergen Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think men were destined to become homemakers. 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