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title: "4 R.J. Keller Quotes"
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# R.J. Keller

 **4** quotes in **12** categories

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##  Quotes by R.J. Keller

> [“Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-keller/sleep-it-s-like-sex-you-know-it-s-good-but-you-don-t-know-just-how/)

[R.J. Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-keller/)

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1db/r-j-keller-69052_humor_sleep-it-s-like-sex-you-know-it-s-good-b_682520.jpg)

> [“When the tears were gone I washed my face and walked back to the store to finish my shopping. Because even when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-keller/when-the-tears-were-gone-i-washed-my-face-and-walked-back-to-the/)

[R.J. Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-keller/)

[Break ups](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/break-ups/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/r-j-keller-69052_break-ups_when-the-tears-were-gone-i-washed-my-fac_1781693.jpg)

> [“I wanted to tell her to never change, to never let her heart get trampled down and hard. But she’d remember that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-keller/i-wanted-to-tell-her-to-never-change-to-never-let-her-heart-get/)

[R.J. Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-keller/)

[Innocence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/innocence/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c36/r-j-keller-69052_innocence_i-wanted-to-tell-her-to-never-change-to_2843770.jpg)

> [“The stars, he said, were actually souls, all the souls that were too restless to be locked up in heaven. They were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-keller/the-stars-he-said-were-actually-souls-all-the-souls-that-were-too/)

[R.J. Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-keller/)

[Astronomy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/astronomy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0be/r-j-keller-69052_astronomy_the-stars-he-said-were-actually-souls-al_3222537.jpg)

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