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# Proctor and Bergman

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Proctor and Bergman was a comedy duo consisting of Philip Proctor and Peter Bergman. The two started performing in 1973 while taking a break from the four-man comedy act The Firesign Theatre, with the comedy album "TV or Not TV", on which they based a short film in 1978. They reunited the Firesign T

##  Quotes by Proctor and Bergman

> [“When you clock the human race with the stopwatch of history, it's a new record, every time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/proctor-and-bergman/when-you-clock-the-human-race-with-the-stopwatch-of-history-it-s-a/)

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